A cock-starved twink gets spit-roasted outdoors by a pair of rotund white men with big black cocks and long orange noses… Um, what? Oh nothing! It’s just another round of Manhunt Daily‘s Caption This!
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image above. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Click through to see last week’s winner:
Apologies to anyone who had more votes! We chose Thebambam.
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I’m tired of waiting for Santa to cum. I’m gonna see what Frosty and his partner can do for me!!
Well, he did ask for a snowblower for Christmas
And he thought his girlfriend was frigid
Todd always fantasized about being in an ice cream sandwich…
And thus began Shane Frost’s moniker/porn career.
Getting Snowed in, isn’t always a bad thing…
His profile said “WHItE guYs oNly” so I guess he had to settle for this.
His profile said “WHItE guYs oNly” so I guess he had to settle for this.
His profile said “WHItE guYs oNly” so I guess he had to settle for this.
His profile said “WHItE guYs oNly” so I guess he had to settle for this.
The extremes some guys will go to for BBC !
The extremes some guys will go to for BBC !
The extremes some guys will go to for BBC !
The extremes some guys will go to for BBC !
Frosty the Blowman.
Frosty the Blowman.
It was a winter fling, come spring, they would be gone.
Who’s your Pupsickle Now!
I’m on Santa’s naughty list for sure.
they may be pure as the driven snow but i don’t think they’re virgins
this must be mackinaw island. snow blowers and fudge packers
these snow birds come more than once a year
and they thought only the snowSTORM was cumming
Don’t tell the icicles!!
because they are not hung like you guys
Calvin (of calvin and Hobbs). All grown up
This bigot finally found someone white enough for him
( with a black dick )
it was a Christmas miracle
“Never mind how I got stuck, just get the warm water and pry me loose!”
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost pounded Peter’s ass….
Well, the ad did mention “bareback,” “free snow” and “hot black cocks,” so I guess I can’t complain
Well, the ad did say “d/d-free bareback,” “free snow” and “hot black cocks,” so I guess I can’t complain
It seems there was still a little bit of magic cum on those dildos.
Keep Pumping Frosty, We almost have our inflatable boy toy pumped up!
Keep Pumping Frosty, We almost have our inflatable boy toy pumped up!
well this gives new meaning to a Snow Balling
well this gives new meaning to a Snow Balling
I thought you said popsickles were cold!!!!!
Adam realized after this that tequila was NOT his friend after all.
I thought getting cold cocked meant something else!
I thought getting cold cocked meant something else!
I thought getting cold cocked meant something else!
Popsicles the way they should be!
Good thing Ziploc now makes condoms. No more freezer burn!
frosty kept his promise when he said he’d be back again someday.
frosty kept his promise when he said he’d be back again someday.
I thought this is what they meant by lets have a snow day
“There must have been some magic in those big, black cocks he found….”
I dont know but, I’ve been told….snowman cock is really cold.
Is this what they talk about when they say “Plowing Snow” !!
Is this what they talk about when they say “Plowing Snow” !!
Is this what they talk about when they say “Plowing Snow” !!
Is this what they talk about when they say “Plowing Snow” !!
I triple dog dare ya!
Oh, Frosty the snowmen, had a jolly happy hole!
Todd fullfilled his lifetime fantasy of being with twins . . .
Frosty the Snowman, had threesome out one day.
Jared’s first threeway was a frigid affair.
Whew! and here I thought my ex-wife was frigid!!
You know, I know they’ll make a porn spoof of just about any movie, but I think I have to draw the line at Frosty.
Well they did say it would be a cold day in hell before I got them both….
Well they did say it would be a cold day in hell before I got them both….
clever doctor finds way to treat 2 cases of priapism at the same time
clever doctor finds way to treat 2 cases of priapism at the same time
He thought this was what Snowballing meant
Gives a new meaning to “Winter is cuming!”
Snow plowed
Snow plowed
Snow plowed
Note to self: Next time I will wear wool socks. I just HATE it when my feet cramp up during sex.
Note to self: Next time I will wear wool socks. I just HATE it when my feet cramp up during sex.
it wasn’t what he expected when he was told his ass would receive a Frosty reception….
so this is what he meant in his profile when he said white guys only…
They’re as cold as ice…
Melts in your mouth … and your ass
I guess that would explain the frost bites…
Winter is cumming
Winter is cumming
Winter is cumming
Winter is cumming
Even snowmen are going gay for pay.
That shouldn’t be hot!
“There must have been some magic , in that old dildo he found….for when he shoved it up his ass, his knees hit the ground…”
…and he found out later he caught a rare STD (Snow to the Dick)…and frostbite too…