Who Would You Rather?: Gossip Girl Edition

Gossip Girl, Who Would You Rather, Matthew Settle, Penn Badgley
Are you sad that there won't be any more Gossip Girl for several months? Well, get over it and answer this question… who would you rather, Matthew Settle as Rufus Humphrey (left) or Penn Badgley as Dan Humphrey (right)?
That's right–it's a battle of father versus son. On one side of the ring, Dan's voice would lead to some aurally pleasing dirty talk, and those lips look like they're made for… um, orally pleasing. Then again, Rufus sports some sexy scruff and man-bangs that are made to be pulled while you're fucking him up against the wall in his Brooklyn loft while Little J does her homework in the other room… too far? Whatever, he's a total DILF!
– Dewitt

12 thoughts on “Who Would You Rather?: Gossip Girl Edition

  1. Why choose just one? If you can ignore the “ick, incest” factor of their characters, they’d be great in a sandwich.

  2. Can i choose Nate?!! hahaaa
    oh well i think i would choose Dan. He is the same age as I am and pretty cute…right on about those lips.
    so I Dan is fucking me…does that make me Blake Lively?! HAHAHAAA 😛

  3. I agree with Greylee…i pick Nate (Chace Crawford) but will take Dan (Penn Bagley).
    But if I am fucking Dan…does that make him Blake Lively? 🙂 haha….

  4. This is definitely really hard to choose. guess I would pick Penn badgley tho. There is just a sexy mysterious quality about him. And he has a gorgeous face 🙂

  5. Rufus for sure… I work right next to where they shoot some integral scenes and I have seen Penn close up and in person and he is not as cute as he appears on television… I was very disappointed because I fell in love with his character from Season 1.

  6. Very easy choice for me. I’d tap the ass of Penn Badgley any day! I have always thought he was cute and totally fuck worthy.

  7. Rufus all the way!!! Love him its odd that the daddy is almost the hottest on the show!!! (Nate wins)

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