Fresh off the not-quite-at-all-but-sort-of-almost reunion of Destiny’s Child, the brave soul known as Kelly Rowland ventured out on a quest to raise awareness about oral sex. The sultry singer’s new single “Kisses Down Low” is the best thing to happen to cunnylingus since Khia‘s “My Neck, My Back“, and I gained the courage to write about it thanks to this tweet from my favorite cyber fuck buddy, Fleshbot‘s Bradford Matthews:
If you don’t understand why this is amazing, then you need to realize that he was linking to this GIF (which makes the song approximately 690 times better):
I’ve made an executive decision to listen to “Kisses Down Low” as an anthem for rimjobs, which I will sing silently to myself as I write sonnets with my tongue on hairy cub holes. You think I’m kidding. But I’m not.
– Dewitt
Watch the music video for “Kisses Down Low” below:
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