Here’s a list of things I would do with Mississippi-born cutie Caleb, if he weren’t too busy helping Pierre Fitch break in his freshly-relaunched site (and I hadn’t been too busy breaking in the freshly-relaunched Manhunt Daily):
• Silently question his choices in manscaping.
• Call a friend who owns a small gym in the area. Make arrangements to borrow the key for a night.
• Log onto Manhunt and see if anyone’s interested in gangbanging a 24 year-old, blue-eyed pretty boy. You see, Caleb has a fantasy about getting raped in a locker room, and as someone who enjoys making dreams come true, I’d really like to make that happen for him.
• Tell Caleb to meet me at the gym. Blindfold him as soon as he gets to the door, and tell him I’ve got a big surprise for him. He won’t realize at the time that, when I say “big”, I mean one of my friends has a 9×7″ cock…
• Lead him into the locker room. Once he hears the other guys talking, he’ll know what’s up! At that point, I’ll immediately strip him down, bend him over a bench and start eating his lightly fuzzy ass. I’ll motion for one of the other guys to come fuck his face.
• As soon as we’ve warmed him up, take turns on his ass and show no mercy. Make him moan and scream, then end it all with a circle jerk where we all shoot our loads on his pretty pink lips.
• Take off his blindfold, give him a big hug and a kiss on the cheek. Hit the showers together.
But that’s just me! What would you do with Caleb?
– Dewitt
(via PIERRE FITCH)
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I think I’d teach him how to shave his pubes correctly.
Hahaha cannot unsee.
He is a cutie
Yuk..that`s one ugly penis.
I want to know whether Dewitt has ridden his friend’s big surprise!
…or not so silently but completely understandably. 🙂
CHAP STICK!!
Why do guys who are hairy all around the crotch think that shaving most or all of the crotch off…looks anything like sexy??? Is this a pubic crop circle?
THANK YOU!
take him home, strip him, spank him for bad manscaping…….then fuck him til he can not walk properly……then do the locker room thing
LOL
I’m pretty sure I used to talk to him on Dlist when I first realized I liked guys. If it’s the same guy, he was nice!
A shaved crotch on a guy is a deal breaker for me anyway but this hack job is just inexcusable. How do you look in the mirror and say, “Yeah, two strips of stubble and no treasure trail look sexy?” Leave the manscaping to the douchey straight guys please.
Haha I may have went to college with guy. It’s funny what people end up doing if college doesn’t work out.. Atleast his sticking with porn. I’ve seen him on southern strokes, haze him, it’s gonna hurt and now Pierre Fitch lol. Gah time to pull out my college year books lol.