He’s fucking hot. He’s short, and has a face that looks like he’s an evil bully, but I’d wear his ass like a feedbag. Dave Franco (“the hotter Franco” – Dewitt) keeps making vids for Funny Or Die depicting him in homoerotic situations. In this new one, “Real Life Horse”, Dave and LA Clippers player DeAndre Jordan take their game of Horse off the court and into various manly arenas. It culminates in a dick size contest. Franco loses (I’d get snarky about perpetuating stereotypes but we blog about dick here and I have yet to see an African-American man with micropeen) but we don’t cuz’ he looks really good with his shirt off.
You find out in the end that Dave Franco is 5’7 and a half. That means he’s just slightly shorter than me. Which means if we were to meet up, he’d give me head first. The shorter guy always gives head first. It’s like a rule or something. Please keep these gay-ass vids coming, Dave.
– J. Harvey
shorty is fuckable!
Ahhh, both the Franco’s are smoking hotties (But Dave is a tad sexier).
Come out or leave!
I just love that boy!
SO HOT and HILARIOUS!!!!
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0b68157864/you-re-so-hot-with-chris-mintz-plasse-and-dave-franco?rel=player
What I would give for some quality time with either Franco!
Sooo cute!
The shorter guy always gives head first. It’s like a rule or something. -J. Harvey I love this. I’m quoting this ffor my new manhunt profile headline
I’ll take him… That’s my size.
FREAKIN’ Hysterical!