You’d think that the extraordinary amount of gun violence in the news today would prevent Men of Montreal from ever releasing this photo set where Kenzo Masi holds a (fake) pistol to his penis, but I guess you could say the same for us using it for a round of Caption This? Eek! Keep in mind that it’s just a prop for his stripper routine…
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image above. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Men of Montreal
See this week’s pic and last week’s winning caption below:
THIS WEEK’S PIC:
LAST WEEK’S WINNER:
Congratulations, Redboy70! You win this round.
Conflicted by his conversion to Judaism, Jonas decides to perform his own unique circumcision.
The jig ain’t all that’s up …
If you EVER even THINK about a slimy pussy again… You’re DONE!!!
I hope he’s shootin’ blanks.
When beating your meat just isn’t enough…
I can’t take it anymore! I’m just gonna blow my brains out!
Don’t Make Me Shoot!
Join Manhunt.net or we’ll shoot this cock….
Who’s your daddy now?
Spill your guts or this goes right in your eye!
Spill it or I’ll put another hole in your head!
You better keep it up or I’ll shoot.
Stop getting me into trouble or I swear I will shoot!
Shoot him Wardell….Shoot him in the head!!!!!!
“is this the best way to shoot out my Cum” what does Dr Phil know
A bullet in both chambers.
“shoot, or I’ll shoot!”
“don’t shoot — i’m yours!”
“kenzo knew he had a ‘hair trigger’ when it came to shooting off his load . . . “
He took a bullet straight to the head!
Sometimes you just have to risk it all when you play “Call of Duty!”
Give up the goods or I’ll blow ’em outta you!
Cum out or I’ll shoot!
Stick em up!
Oh My God! I’m gonna…
Listen you prick, I said STAY HARD!!!
a good day to die hard
cocked and locked
Yes you fucked Richard Simmons last night, but c’on it’s not like someone was holding a gun to your head!
This will be cheaper than the operation.
The new piercing gun was simple and easy to use — just line up, count to 3 and pull the trigger!
I’m gonna count to 3. First one to shoot, wins.
Go Ahead, Make My Day
Just do what your told and no one gets hurt!
For the LAST Time, NO MORE PERFORMANCE issues or it is 1 in the head
ok, and…. freeze.
When the little blue pill doesn’t work, sometimes you have to scare it stiff.
I’m holding this cock hostage until someone gives me a blow job!!!
“Go ahead…make my day!”
Who brings a gun to a cockfight?
My agent told me I needed some new Head Shots for my portfolio.
Don’t look at me like that.. you had this coming for a while now, and don’t think I’m gonna stop just cuz you’re crying your eye out…
“The latest version of circumsion…no knifs, scissors, or needles…BAM! …instant head be gone!”
Shooting your load…..(you’re doing it wrong)
uShoot, iShoot
Give up the load and no one gets hurt.
BOOM. Head shot.
grow damn you, grow
I’m not sure this is what he meant when he said he wanted to ‘shoot his load’.
ready aim fire