Yohann Banks is getting fucked by a guy with a beard and a guy with a mustache! If you do not understand why this makes me harder than I’ve ever been before, then you clearly have not been reading this blog for very long. You see, I have a tendency to become erect in the presence of beefy bottoms, facial hair, rimjobs, spit-roasting, jock briefs and men who wear tattoos well.
All of these things are present in this video from Alpha Males! All of them!
My good friend Dewitt really wants to get up from his desk to grab another cup of coffee, but he is afraid his coworkers will see me threatening to bust out of the fly of his jeans. I told him that is stupid! He should just read these tweets from eternal shithead Jed Athens and he will be fine.
Bye! I am leaking pre-cum.
– Dewitt’s Dick
Photo credit: Alpha Males
Watch Yohann, Geoffrey and Joe in action below:
Watch Yohann get fucked some more on ALPHA MALES.
Mmmm – I wish I were Yohann right about now. I especially love the guy with the mustache…reminds me of Shawn Morales from RuPaul’s Pit Crew. He’s so yummy!!
The video could also have a “socks” tag — just one of my preferred tags.
I want the ginger beard man!!
waaaaay too much ink for one man, lucky bottom tho…
I could have done without the hipster sandwich
1. has anyone seen my dick? it exploded everywhere and i can’t find all the pieces
2. why isn’t there more hipster porn?!
3. was this actually shot in williamsburg?
4. why weren’t dewitt and myself part of this?
::swoon::
I was too busy fantasizing about YOU to be a part of this.
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