Underwear Drawer: The K’Mando Sport Pouch

How does this even stay on? Check out the K’Mando Sport Pouch. Body Aware describes this item as a “strapless, self-supporting, anatomical pouch” which “provides active men with a soft, snug fit for comfort and protection.” They also note that it “feels like you’re not wearing anything at all.” That’s cuz’ you’re not! You’ve stuffed your junk into what looks like an ankle sock made for a child. You better hope you don’t get boned while wearing this. Otherwise you’re going to be fishing it out of your jeans or it’s going to fall down your pant leg out on to the gay bar’s floor and that’s going to be weird. How do you piss? Are you at the urinal trying to stuff yourself back into it? Someone might take your drink! What if you’re young and still packin’? There’s no way that can stretch to fit a boss hog.

I shouldn’t judge. Hey K’Mando! If you want to send one, I’ll wear it and report back. Unfortunately, I’m pretty sure I can fit into it. FML.

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12 thoughts on “Underwear Drawer: The K’Mando Sport Pouch

  1. Wow–what’s the bloody point of these? But, I must admit, I’d pay a dollar to see any one of these guys wearing one in person . . .

    ;^)

  2. What happens if you get a boner? This has to be a joke, haha, what a ridiculous concept.

  3. OMG…this would have been a perfect commercial spoof from SNL, featuring Justin Timberlake and his junk in a box!

  4. Really? It’s cute and all but looks more like something they would use in Hollywood for “nude” shots so that the male diva’s there don’t have to have their little wieners hanging out. Part of the fun of going commando is the feeling of non-confinement. This just seems like more of an annoyance than anything. Should we buy one and send it to Rafael and watch his cock destroy it when he gets hard. Could be fun!

  5. I guess the point of this is to prevent the discomfort of the glans rubbing against clothing.

    A better way to prevent it is to stop practicing reductive surgery on children’s genitalia.

  6. I have a pair and they are soooo conferrable. and they actually still stay on if you get a boner

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