Would You Hit That?: Adam Driver

Well, we can’t be the ONLY blog to not mention Girls! Eschewing all the bullshit over whether it’s the worst show on TV or a triumph of realism in writing and producing and oh my god, please light your tits better, Lena Dunham….eschewing all of THAT…let’s get to the real talk. Would you fuck Adam Driver, who plays the eccentric, brutish manchild also named Adam?

Here’s my deal. When I first encountered Adam on my television screen, I found him off-putting. Mostly because I felt like his character was a douche at first and treated her crazy ass like shit. Also, he has an unusual look about him that isn’t classically attractive (whatever that is). I could sort of see him as the person who guided me up a mountain and then killed me and stole my stuff. But as the episodes went on, I really grew to like the character. Firstly, because Adam Driver has BODY and rarely wears a shirt on the show. And then I started to really get into his features and how swoony his character is when he acts decently and revealed that he had really come to care for Hannah. It’s amazing what an interesting personality, fun demeanor, and general good-guyness can do to make a guy more fuckable to you. And then Girls’ second season ended (SPOILER ALERT!) with him racing through the streets of Brooklyn shirtless to Hannah’s aid. Everyone is going back and forth over that ending but I am a simple homo with simple wants and needs. If my dude came a’runnin’ like that – he’d be getting the blowjob of his life.

Adam Driver is like a record you hate at first but the more you listen to it, the more you realize that it’s really fucking good. He’s an acquired taste. And yes, I would totally hit that. Would you?