The Day My Penis Died: Josh Long Retires From Gay Porn To Work In An Office Like A Boring Normal Person

A long, long time ago, I can still remember how his chest hair used to get me riled, and I knew if I had my chance that I could get inside his pants… And maybe then he’d fuck me for awhile. But, oh this boy made my hole quiver, with every post that I’d deliver. Bad news on The Sword, heck! Gay porn ain’t no big paycheck. I can’t remember if my dick cried when I heard that Josh Long retired. Somehow I guess that I’ll survive. The day my penis died.

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Jake Deckard retires from porn. Colby Melvin retires from (practical) porn. Marco Sessions and Tate Ryder retire from porn (see here). Ryan Gosling retires from porn (or, um, takes a break from acting). Spencer Fox retires from… Well, never mind about that one! He’ll be back when the “sinful” beast living inside his anus has a craving for big floppy cocks.

And, of course, Josh Long announces his potential retirement on Twitter.

Is this the worst month ever? Everyone, literally everyone, is turning their backs on us. Before you know it, there won’t be a gay porn industry anymore, because people will be too busy making mainstream films, working office jobs, promoting marriage equality and living all-around fulfilling lives! What is this world coming to?

Why would you leave me, Josh? WHY?

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

– Dewitt

Watch Josh fuck Dylan Drive in one of his last scenes below:

Josh Long fucks Dylan Drive in a gay porn scene for Circle Jerk Boys.

Josh Long fucks Dylan Drive in a gay porn scene for Circle Jerk Boys.

Josh Long fucks Dylan Drive in a gay porn scene for Circle Jerk Boys.

Josh Long fucks Dylan Drive in a gay porn scene for Circle Jerk Boys.

Josh Long fucks Dylan Drive in a gay porn scene for Circle Jerk Boys.

Josh Long fucks Dylan Drive in a gay porn scene for Circle Jerk Boys.

Josh Long fucks Dylan Drive in a gay porn scene for Circle Jerk Boys.

Josh Long fucks Dylan Drive in a gay porn scene for Circle Jerk Boys.

Josh Long fucks Dylan Drive in a gay porn scene for Circle Jerk Boys.

Josh Long fucks Dylan Drive in a gay porn scene for Circle Jerk Boys.

Josh Long fucks Dylan Drive in a gay porn scene for Circle Jerk Boys.

Josh Long fucks Dylan Drive in a gay porn scene for Circle Jerk Boys.

Josh Long fucks Dylan Drive in a gay porn scene for Circle Jerk Boys.

Josh Long fucks Dylan Drive in a gay porn scene for Circle Jerk Boys.

Josh Long fucks Dylan Drive in a gay porn scene for Circle Jerk Boys.

Josh Long fucks Dylan Drive in a gay porn scene for Circle Jerk Boys.

Josh Long fucks Dylan Drive in a gay porn scene for Circle Jerk Boys.

Watch Josh in action (and cry silently to yourself) at CIRCLE JERK BOYS.

 

24 thoughts on “The Day My Penis Died: Josh Long Retires From Gay Porn To Work In An Office Like A Boring Normal Person

  1. oh, josh! i sure am gonna miss you, son! one of my all-time favorites! i wish you luck. move to NC; your dad needs you!

  2. Thanks for the memories and I wish him the best. Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. And porn will always be there if he decides to come back to it.

  3. So what–his cock is nothing special, he barely gets hard and he’s a horrible cocksucker! I’d take the kid with him (Dylan Driver) over him any day.

  4. He is cute but I’m sure Dewitt that you and your blogging cock and asshole will find a way to put the shattered pieces of your life back together and move ahead. You’re a trooper like that.

  5. There is a shelf life for porn stars.. better that he retires before people lose interest…. and get back to the real world…. but the trick is missing all the adulation, I would imagine.

  6. From being that… to that. REALLY?? A BORING NORMAL PERSON?? Hey, Josh, I hope you’re into something it’s worth for you, instead of considering the ”boring normal person” saying. If I were you, I’d consider… freelancing.

  7. Coming across this post was disgusting. None of you have the courage to admit that all these schmucks are nothing but high paid PROSTITUTES, and you, the people who watch them, are nothing but voyeurs looking thru someone’s window, when under normal circumstances, would get you arrested.
    Absolutely pathetic that the likes of you idiots who post this smut on this earth. Get a clue: we don’t need you!

  8. Get a clue: Us “idiots” don’t need prudes like you either.

    Your analogy is extraordinarily flawed, because under these circumstances, all of these men are flat-out inviting us to look through their windows. There is nothing illegal about being a sexual human being and jerking off to porn.

    Sit the fuck down.

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