Every now and then I realize that Andy Cohen‘s the perfect combination of muscle and doughy goodness, and I feel the need to express my desire to motorboat his butt cheeks, run my fingers through his luscious salt and pepper locks and spoon him all night with my hard dick resting against his crack in anticipation of some mind-blowing, earth-shattering morning sex that could potentially change the course of history.
(The survey says that he’s a total bottom! And the survey doesn’t lie, apparently.)
Today is one of those days, thanks to a few new shots of the Bravo host parading around half-naked in Miami. Like, are you kidding me with these pics? Does any other man have love handles that are this adorable and downright charming? The answer is “no”, because it isn’t humanly possible for anyone to have love handles that are this adorable and downright charming.
– Dewitt
Check out some new shots of Andy Cohen below:
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Trying to come up with a nice comment. Going with: Guess that’s why you get paid the big bucks.
Meh.. I like older guys, but he just doesnt do it for me. Maybe if he was scruffier
I like the way he looks, but then he opens his mouth and is the biggest douche in the history of homosexuality, and his looks just make me want to hurl.
That’s why I’d make sure his mouth is full when we’re together! Duh.
he is one sexy fucker. Period.
I have a major lustcrush on Andy. I plan to marry him as soon as he asks me!
I would do him only if he promises to not talk about the Real Housewives.
Okay, he can talk about them, just not DURING.
The things I imagine doing to him and Anderson and the things I hope he and Anderson do together…
He can visit my apartment and I’ll take him to the beach and at the beach anytime!!
i’m definitely not a fan of his or his t.v.”shows”, but you gotta hand it to the man for bravely stepping out shirtless like this knowing full well there will probably be pictures and scores and scores of other gay men making fun of his imperfect body.
Dewitt good luck in fulfilling your fantasy but my only one request is that there be no video equipment ( OF ANY KIND ) with in a hundred miles !!!
So . . . you like older guys? Call me maybe?
i love him, sorry everyone. and did you see those thighs
Yooooo Andy You Hot!!