A man with a thick, fur-coated barrel chest wears nothing but a ratty baseball cap and a pair of white briefs. He thrusts his bulge toward the camera, inviting the viewer to contemplate what’s lurking beneath that thin-layer of fabric. The viewer might also contemplate removing those aforementioned briefs with his teeth, lubing up and riding this hot daddy’s dick until he squirts glob after glob of cum onto his hairy torso…
Yup, this is the image for today’s round of Caption This! There’s nothing particularly “funny” about it, but if you use your imagination, you should be able to come up with a good story for this hirsute gentleman.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image above. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Photo via: Fuck Yeah Daddies
Check out this week’s pic and last week’s winner below:
THIS WEEK’S PIC:
LAST WEEK’S WINNER:
Ha, BlackWorship! Is this really what you think our office is like?
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