Have you ever met someone who claims they never measured their penis? Are you one of those people? Don't worry, we're not going to put you on an episode of Tyra if you answer yes to either of these questions.
I've always found it surprising when someone says that they've never measured their dick. Of course straight guys (or at least those of them who don't log onto MANHUNT) aren't asked the ever-so-popular "how big r u?" as often as we are, but I can't imagine not being curious enough to whip out the ruler during naked time. It just seems like basic human nature!
While we're on the topic of curiosity, how big are you? Have you ever confronted someone for lying about their size? And do you lie online and add any extra inches? We promise we won't tell anyone.
– Dewitt
For some NSFW pics of guys measuring their schlongs, follow the JUMP:
I think most gay guys have measured their hard ons . . . unfortunately, some measure from their anus to the tip of their dick . . . as for me, I have always been honest . . . don’t want any disappointments when we meet . . . but have sure been amazed at the dishonesty that goes on in some of these profile . . . 🙂
i measured mine when i was 14 and that was the last time i did.
i knew one guy who said he was 7 inches and it barely looked like 4….i guess he thought double or nothing was better
Pls be careful when using pronouns, to avoid a typical grammar mistake.
You wrote “Have you ever met someone who claims they never measured their penis?”
This is wrong. The correct usage is “Have you ever met someone who claims he never measured his penis?”
You made similar mistakes throughout your post. These are easy to avoid, with clearer results, with just a bit of thought 😉
wow that’s what you got out of that post….a grammar lesson?
The basic reality, I find, is that there are 2 scales used by guys to measure their dicks: inches and cyber-inches
[The latter is invariably 2″ more the standard scale! LOL]
THANK YOU for pointing out proper grammar. Kudos.
u def. don’t get this type of stuff on tmz.
GC, i honestly don’t care about the grammar. i understood the post perfectly well…
wow grammer lessons and either prnoun he used i think gets th point across
Anyone who read this and was concerned with the grammar seriously needs some of the cock shown above. Especially the 10″ one. Damn. You could make a boy see God with that thing.
it’s a blog. it doesn’t need to be written in proper grammar.
9″ even. Happy?
GC, while I personally detest the singular “they”, most grammarians now consider it acceptable standard usage.
Of course, you do have a point in that anyone measuring his penis is male or was at some point. But I don’t think that would be considered a grammar issue.
Also, everyone except maybe the last guy is measuring wrong, on length at least.
I don’t measure my cock because I am secure of its appeal, and ppl come back as a rule. Thus no ruler.
And I am with the grammar guy. Blog or not, the author writes for living. It gives such a terrible first impression even when you get a msg on mh full of spelling and grammar errors. Shows lack of knowledge, although helps you get to know the guy very fast and how far you can go with him. English is my second language, but with all the languages I speak, I find it very important to express myself correctly and precisely. Otherwise what one thinks and says can be two different things.
That 10-incher makes me feel so inadequate with my 6×5.
Oh well, the pleasure sensation is mostly in the little bundle of nerves in the frenular delta, isn’t it?
HaHa!! Isn’t it???
Well, you’re both wrong on the grammar front. The correct sentence would be “Have you ever met someone who has claimed to have never measured his penis?”
This is a blog, and if you’re going to correct someone on their grammar, make sure that your grammar is correct beforehand. Otherwise, you look like a whiny, uneducated bitch.