Secret Sex: Tucker Carlson

“I’d thoroughly enjoy ripping off his stupid bow-tie and getting him on his knees… He’s one of the more adorable Fox News talking a-holes who need a good pounding.” That’s a direct quote from a Twitter conversation regarding conservative commentator Tucker Carlson. When I asked whether it’s okay that I’d like to do him up the ass, one of my darling followers provided this response.

Well, I couldn’t have said it better myself! Although Carlson swore off bow-ties in the recent past, I’d still let him get down on his knees and worship my fat cock. Between Tucker Scott and Tucker Vaughn, it seems like every guy with his name is a raging bottom. It really makes you wonder…

– Dewitt

25 thoughts on “Secret Sex: Tucker Carlson

  1. I’m a Lysistratist — I don’t care how hot a guy is, if he’s a Republican, he doesn’t get sex.

  2. Personally, I don’t feel that being gay requires me to hate conservatives and republicans and automatically be a liberal democrat who loves Obama and MSNBC. I enjoy FOXNews, vote republican, and dislike Obama. Does that mean I’m not a homosexual? If so, tell that to all the tops that have enjoyed my hot ass. Would I do Tucker Carlson? Yes, I would.

  3. Slow news day or just plain delusional, DeWitt? Being gay and/or my views on gay issues does not automatically align me with any party…especially with the failings of the current administration. Both sides of the party lines have their share of good ideas, and horrible ones as well. Be a sheep and follow everyone and support corrupt politicians, or think for yourselves and do your own research.

  4. I agree with JKHawk! Guess what gays, another Republican/capitalist here! Wake up and stop following the victim makers. Fox is #1 for a reason; quality reporting, not carrying water for the communists..oops, Obama administration. Grow a couple and stop playing victim for once! Republicans are HOT!!!

  5. Just because you’re gay doesn’t mean you have to stand by and watch Obama & his Demo friends lead us down the road to socialism and bankruptcy. Better start thinking conservative and vote Republican.

  6. I fuck a hot guy for who he is as a person….pretty sure I never asked his political persuasion before I fucked him. Registered republican here, and definitely NOT changing. Voted for Carter and found that to be a mistake….nice man, but sucked at leadership qualities.

    No axe to grind with any former president….basically lot of good came from each administration…..EXCEPT this one….and I’ve been to bed with great, hot, wonderful black men, so race is not the issue. This administration needs to see the “EXIT” sign immediately.

  7. To each his own. I find no physical appeal in Carlson. But if we’re talking about Fox News personalities I’d wanna get it on with, give me Bill Hemmer and Gregg Jarrett anytime…;-)

  8. I am glad to see that there are more guys that are offended by someone that judges you based on your political views! Good way to promote broad mindedness and health discourse! Would this here conservative do Tucker Carlson….? HELL YEAH! Even if his family was watching!

  9. A nasty, do nothing conservative suck ass…and ugly too…if ur Repiblican and a Conservative u wil NEVER get in my bed…go away and dream that dream of a yesteryear when wmoen obeyed, slaves worked the fields, and “gay” was just another word for happy…

  10. I do not think either party has a lock on one sexuality . MuscleJock just saying the word Fox & quality N the same sentance is a enought 2 make a grown man take a good SHIT !!! BTW Will48 The last administration should be N JAIL !!!

  11. For what reason, BlackJackHammer?
    Don, you take yourself out of the running for a lot of HOT men by saying you won’t do a Republican! Just sayin’.

  12. It’s amazing to me that some people are comfortable in a party that feels that we are a mistake or an abomination. Granted not all Republicans feel that way, but the majority of people who do feel that way tend to be Republican. Sex with them? Maybe, I could happily fuck them, but if I were to vote that way, I would be the one who would be fucked.

  13. Armando, the Democrats are f-ing you big time. Wake up and smell the coffee. They use the gays to get the votes then do nothing for us. I’d rather vote for someone who is honest than someone who lies. If they’ll lie about this, they’ll lie about other things.

  14. I know one Repub I would gladly get in bed with…Aaron Schock. He’s hot.

    People are angry right now with goverment period. It’s just a bunch of finger pointing. If the current administration sucks so bad where is the other side’s solutions to fix everything? Voters need to ask BOTH parties ” What have you done for me lately” at the next election.

  15. wow, looks like I hit a nerve.

    By saying that I won’t have sex with Republicans, I wasn’t endorsing Democrats. Far from it. I think the party in general sucks butt, and Obama and his team suck big time. But at least “self respecting gay Democrat” is not a complete oxymoron.

    Nor did I mean to imply that “Gay” Republicans shouldn’t have sex — rather, I think they should all go fuck themselves.

  16. Perhaps if I were doing an S&M scene that involved heavy humiliation, verbal abuse, and pain play. Carlson has admitted to bashing a guy he assumed was gay years ago. He felt he was being hit on at public restroom, so he went, got a friend, and came back and assaulted the guy–slammed his head into a wall–and then had the police arrest the man.

  17. The Republican Party is fucking you even more. There used to be Republicans in charge who believed in government having no role in peoples private lives. Those people have been squeezed out in pursuit of the religious right. While there may still be Republicans who believe being gay should not mean that you can deny me a job, a place to live or the ability to get married, when they get into the legislature or congress, they vote the party line. The Democratic party may not be my friend, but at least I am not their enemy.

  18. They (Democrats) just laugh at you all!! They create a new class of victims, and voila! More Democrat voters! The Democrats seem to own the monopoly on intrusion into private lives, health care, taxes and political correctness (unless bashing conservatives, Republicans, and the Constitution)to name but a few. Maybe there should be quotas so that namby pambys like Armando can get a job?!

  19. My GOD..yes they actually do exist..GAY REPUBLICANS! The repbulican party hates you..yes they do..THEY HATE YOU! (and blacks, and hispanics, and immirgrants, and liberals, and feminist, and muslims, and poor folk, and union members, and ACORN, and the NAACP, and the news media, and progressives, and the ACLU, and PETA, and atheist,and..wait maybe it would be easier to list who they “dont” hate. Let’s see..middle-aged, white, conservative, MEN!

    RANT OVER

  20. I might be offended by your comments if your parents hadn’t looked at you and named you Musclejock69. The current Republican party is much better at creating all kinds of victims. Your marriage is threatened by the gays. Your job is threatened by illegal aliens. Your security is threatened by the scary black man who just happens to be President. You’re just jealous because there is no quota for bitter dumb jocks who cream in their pants for people who hate them.

  21. I see terpmaniac has drank the kool-aid given to him by the democrats. Terp, PROVE that the Republicans HATE (ACTUALLY HATE!) those groups! And also, PROVE how the Democrats love them. PROVE it!

  22. terpmaniac…you couldnt be more wrong. Maybe someday you, and people like you, will actually get to know some real Republicans and see what they are really like.

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