ITEM – For those of you who haven’t seen Star Trek Into Darkness yet (you should, it’s good), this bit pops up completely out of nowhere in one scene:
That’s actress Alice Eve. Her occupation in the movie?
Yeah, she’s not an intergalactic lingerie model or some sort of table dancer in space. She’s supposed to be a scientist. They’re in the middle of space drama, people are dying, Chris Pine is being intense and hot, and all of sudden – bam! She’s in her drawers! It’s so gratuitous that several people in the theater laughed out loud. The creators realized that it was kinda dopey so they balanced the scales. Director JJ Abrams brought a scene of the villain (best-part-of-the-movie Benedict Cumberbatch) showering to Conan O’Brien’s show. Here ya go! He may look like something that abducted you from your farmhouse and probed your ass one time, but it doesn’t mean he ain’t sessy!
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ITEM – That hard-bodied fisherman is yoga instructor and Patrick Swayze in Point Break impersonator Will Hanigan. Why is his wildman body gracing “Gay Ass Gossip” this afternoon? Reportedly he’s gone from being celebrity cougar queen Demi Moore’s yoga teacher to being her dick peddler. A very interesting fact about Mr. Hanigan is that he had a PEARL surgically implanted into his penis. That’s a new one. Any of you out there ever sat on a dick with a pearl in it? Supposedly it’s an aesthetic thing and supposed to improve sexual gratification for your partner. It looks painful.
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ITEM – Speaking of dick, please take a moment to say a prayer for UFC star Waylon Lowe’s. The poor bastard is suing Kama Sutra Pleasure Balm Prolonging Gel for breaking his cock. He’s claiming he used some of the gel to improve his fuck abilities with his wife and the following happened:
— permanent scarring and disfigurement
— permanent loss of sensation
— permanent loss of functioning
— permanent nerve damage
— loss of life’s pleasures
— inability to ejaculate
Uh, holy shit? He’s asking for a minimum of 50K. He says he thinks it happened cuz’ he put a condom on over his peen after slathering it up with the gel. The box said it was ok to do, and Kama Sutra is saying his suit it bullshit. Anyone ever used it?
Here’s more pics of Waylon. Knowing what we know about his workings, this is tragic being that hot and the pump won’t prime.
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ive heard of pearling and would like to have some…but i like the look of my cock ._. a studded sheath would be enough for your partner anyways. this ufc guy is a loon, he probably forcefully rammed his dick into her leg (or she bounced on him) and didnt realize because his junk was numb.
I like how the “pearling” info says that it is “an aesthetic practice” yet it looks like the exact opposite to me. How is having random bumps in your cock aesthetically pleasing? I get the pleasure feeling and all but I’m just not convinced that it makes a cock look better.
A pearled cock feels amazing!!
People can do whatever they want with their bodies and all, but just the word alone is threatening to turn my “outtie” into an “innie.”
And I don’t mean my belly-button.