ITEM – I will buy every product the Kraft company sells if they keep using Anderson Davis’ bod to shill dressing and mac & cheese! I’ll even buy 1000 Island and I think that tastes like dirty dick. That group of crusty hos known as One Million Moms doesn’t agree with me. Weird sexless freaks. People magazine ran the above ad, and received a cunty letter:
Kraft has gone too far and will push away loyal, conservative customers with this new ad campaign. Christians will not be able to buy Kraft dressings or any of their products until they clean up their advertising. The consumers they are attempting to attract – women and mothers – are the very ones they are driving away. Who will want Kraft products in their fridge or pantry if this vulgarity is what they represent?
One Million Moms cannot get over the gall of this company. It is unnecessary for Kraft to use s*x to sell salad dressing! (An asterisk is used to ensure our emails get through to those who have signed up to receive our alerts. Otherwise, referencing specific words would cause our emails to be blocked by some Internet filters.)
Seriously? You know they couldn’t spell out “sex” because they thought the Virgin Mary would come down and curse their asses out. These are some backwards bitches.
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ITEM – If anyone was worried about Arnold Schwarzenegger‘s son Patrick’s nipples, no worries. His girlfriend Taylor Burns is making sure he still has two of em’ for us in St. Tropez. When Taylor decides to move up the corporate ladder, do you think Patrick will want to hire a replacement? How does one submit their resume for that position?
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ITEM – The cover to Justin Timberlake’s upcoming single “Tunnel Vision” is highly disappointing. You would think he would be self-consumed enough to put HIS body in silhouette! No, we’re faced with lady nipple. We expected better from you, JT.
OMG! I just adore those Kraft commercials with that hot fucker. I’d be willing to bet that at least a large majority of those “holier than thou moms” are watching those commercials over and over. It’s lady porn.
Damn, dude is so hot.
I’m under the opinion that there is a time and a place like that Kraft ad. Kraft is pretty family oriented, and yeah the almost nude guy might sell to a young adult audience, as well as a LGBT one, but we have to all keep in mind that there are non-extremist parents that don’t want their children exposed to this level of sexuality. Like imagine a six year old looking at this guy and then forever associating that image with Kraft cheese; it could spark a conversation with his parents that he’s not quite ready to have.
I’m all about equality and equal rights and opportunity and all, but sometimes there are things that need to be thought about comprehensively.
Look, this is People magazine, which bread and butter reporting include Backdoor Teen Mom, Miguel’s flying tea bagging, and whether Michael Douglas got cancer from eating pussy. I really don’t think that ad is that inappropriate.
Make no mistake. One Million Moms is actually a hate group against gays, because in their eyes, we’re not Christian and we’re not fit to be around children. These prudes are destined for the dustbin of history, along with the segregationalists, but our struggle will be long. Gay marriage and being openly gay on the job are still illegal in a majority of states.
Why are these “Christians” even reading People Magazine? It’s all about who is banging who. Who is cheating. And yes, Michael Douglas going down on rotten crotch. Tell the bible thumpers to close the magazine and get their fingers out of their cunts.
I just don’t see the connection between a picnic and naked guy in it… At least not the picknicks i go to
Just a few fat hogs with thighs that look like chewed-up bubble gum protesting. Move on!
Last time I heard of them was when they were trying to shut down Ellen Degeneres for some reason. And isn’t it closer to One Hundred Moms than a million? lol
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