Gay Ass Gossip: Henry Cavill Getting His “Big Bang” On

ITEM – Actress Kaley Cuoco is a smart bitch. She knows how to get her name in the blogs AND get a hot piece of ass at the same time. The Big Bang Theory actress is supposedly on top of Man of Steel star Henry Cavill. See – they went for coffee and held hands.

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I’m what the kids call “jelis”. Or “jelly”.  Ffffuuccckkk, he fills out that t-shirt. The only reason to see Man of Steel is for that one scene where he’s pecs-out. Wait for the Blu-Ray and use the pause button.

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ITEM – That’s Ernesto Argüello. He starred on some reality shitshow called Ready For Love. That got cancelled but he caught the eye of Desperate Housewives actress Eva Longoria. They’re dating. She must have seen this GIF. If you could fuck a GIF, this is the GIF I’d fuck. This kind of thing never happens to me at the beach. The only thing that ever ambles out of the ocean at me is some pasty fishwife from Southie or a used hypodermic.

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ITEM – That’s pretty cheeky. London gay bar Manbar has appropriated the image of everyone’s favorite hunky ginge prince to sell their drink specials. Does Prince Harry know about this? He actually seems like a chill guy, so he’d probably laugh about it.

Imagine Harry as a go-go boy? *fans self*

7 thoughts on “Gay Ass Gossip: Henry Cavill Getting His “Big Bang” On

  1. He could be on our team, this whole thing smacks of PR and the machine at work, if you believe the blogs and tabloids. Why ‘Tom Cruise’ your dating life if you supposedly love vagina? Or maybe he wanted to appeal to middle America and get more parts but having a MMA fighter as a girlfriend isn’t the way, so Penny is?

  2. Harry’s a good looking dude and seems pretty down to earth as far as being a royal. But he doesn’t have an ass and that’s disappointing to me seeing as how he’s a ginger.

  3. what happened to the MMA fighter? and how penny land henry cavill?! so jelly right now!

  4. can you believe that henry is dating kaley? he is distractingly HOT and she’s marginally cute…….what’s up with that?!

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