After last week’s Battle of The Anonymous Cock, it only seemed logical to pay homage to the other side. For today’s edition of iPhone Wars, we’ve rounded up four luscious rumps that are simply begging for a spanking. Are you ready for all this jelly? We thought so.
It’ll definitely be interesting to see how this one turns out, since we really have no idea who could become the front-runner. All of these guys have got some serious junk in their trunks, and it’s almost impossible to choose who’s the most fuckable! Who are you voting for? Maybe I’ll just copy your answer.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Guys With iPhones
To see the full pics and cast your vote, follow the JUMP:
CONTESTANT A:
CONTESTANT B:
CONTESTANT C:
CONTESTANT D:
there should be a ‘none of the above’ button, im now impressed this week!
not**
yeah none of these caught my breath.
it’d be easier to decide with no faces attached…
yeah not feeling it this time.
none of the above
I’m going purely on the butt: C.
looks unanimous – all bad
I have to go with D for the simple fact that his ass is furry. 🙂 Though I must admit that I’m also going by his thighs also; I can only imagine plowing him from behind with those thighs acting as brakes to keep me from attempting to thrust my entire pelvis into his hole.
Contestant D looks suspiciously like STR8cam Jeff, so maybe not so anonymous – but a fuckin’ hot ass nevertheless!
none of the above option, where r uuuuuuu?!?!
e) none of the above
B. His booty can barely be contained by his briefs!!
Contestant B gives me instant wood… love that hot ass
THE GUYS WHO VOTED “NONE OF THE ABOVE” MUST BE BOTTOMS, ITS HARD TO BELIEVE THAT NOT ONE OF THESE BEAUTIES DONT APPEAL TO THEM. CONTESTANT C IS BY ALL MEANS THE BEST ASS THERE, NICE AND ROUND AND VERY SMOOTH, GREAT LEGS TOO.
As An older experienced male TOP, I know when I see a good fuckable butt.. Definitely C for me, good trunk, strong legs , very fuckable arse and cheeks, strong torso to hang on-to . OOHHH what a super boi. 9/10. mastatom Sydney Australia.
there is not a lot of variation of the choices – these four asses look almost exactly the same to me! just big and chunky, the differences are seen in legs, general body or type but not the asses.. so none of them as I would have prefered a younger one and no Im not a bottom 😉
All of them are pretty damn fuckable… It’s a shame I can’t take them all for as test drive before deciding… However, I love a nice ass in a jock strap – so it’s D for me on this one.
I thought one of them looked halfway decent…until you showed the rest…Then the attraction vanished…So I’m with the first comment…there should be a none of the above vote….That would probably win!
Am glad to have a bf…with a hot butt
C has the best ass by far, but the face…
I vote for “E”!
I couldn’t decide who had the best ass, so I went with who had the least distracting picture. Does that make sense?
Contest A !!!
😛 yummmm
Contestant C, definitely. As for B – is that really natural, or does he have silicon in there?