The nominations for the 2013 Emmy Awards were announced this week. Let’s have some fun. I painstakingly (seriously, this shit was somewhat involved for a slacker co-blogger like me) listed all of the male nominees for Emmys this year. We want YOU to choose the top three nominees that you would fuck. I’m totally holding out for Bob Newhart to win this. Oh, and before we get to the voting, here’s the J. Harvey Emmys For 2013:
The “Why Wasn’t This Bitch Nominated?” Emmy
Tatiana Maslany and Michael Cudlitz
The “Ginge You Wouldn’t Think I Wanted To Fuck” Emmy
The “He Got A Lot Hotter Now That He’s Older” Emmy
Matt LeBlanc (see below)
The “Who Would Have Thought He Looked Kinda Hot In A Unitard” Emmy
Jesse Tyler Ferguson (see below)
The “Old Dudes Who Strike Me As Hot, Fuck You, Don’t Judge Me!” Emmy (see below)
Ed O’Neil, Nathan Lane, Hugh Bonneville, Jonathan Banks, Peter Mullan (sans wig)
Now it’s YOUR turn. Check out the pics and vote below!
– J. Harvey
Alec Baldwin (Best Actor In A Comedy – 30 Rock)
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Jason Bateman (Best Actor In A Comedy – Arrested Development)
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Louis CK (Best Actor In A Comedy – Louie)
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Don Cheadle (Best Actor In A Comedy – House of Lies)
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Matt LeBlanc (Best Actor In A Comedy – Episodes)
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Jim Parsons (Best Actor In A Comedy – The Big Bang Theory)
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Adam Driver (Best Supporting Actor In A Comedy – Girls)
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Jesse Tyler Ferguson (Best Supporting Actor In A Comedy – Modern Family)
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Ed O’Neil (Best Supporting Actor In A Comedy – Modern Family)
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Ty Burrell (Best Supporting Actor In A Comedy – Modern Family)
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Bill Hader (Best Supporting Actor In A Comedy – Saturday Night Live)
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Tony Hale (Best Supporting Actor In A Comedy – Veep)
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Bob Newhart (Outstanding Guest Actor In A Comedy – The Big Bang Theory)
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Nathan Lane (Outstanding Guest Actor In A Comedy – Modern Family)
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Bobby Cannavale (Outstanding Guest Actor In A Comedy – Nurse Jackie)
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Louis C.K. (Outstanding Guest Actor In A Comedy – Saturday Night Live)
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Justin Timberlake (Outstanding Guest Actor In A Comedy – Saturday Night Live)
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Will Forte (Outstanding Guest Actor In A Comedy – 30 Rock)
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Hugh Bonneville (Outstanding Actor In A Drama – Downton Abbey)
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Bryan Cranston (Outstanding Actor In A Drama – Breaking Bad)
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Jeff Daniels (Outstanding Actor In A Drama – The Newsroom)
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Jon Hamm (Outstanding Actor In A Drama – Mad Men)
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Damien Lewis (Outstanding Actor In A Drama – Homeland)
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Kevin Spacey (Outstanding Actor In A Drama – House of Cards)
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Bobby Cannavale (Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Drama – Boardwalk Empire)
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Jonathan Banks (Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Drama – Breaking Bad)
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Aaron Paul (Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Drama – Breaking Bad)
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Jim Carter (Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Drama – Downton Abbey)
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Peter Dinklage (Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Drama – Game Of Thrones)
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Mandy Patinkin (Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Drama – Homeland)
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Nathan Lane (Outstanding Guest Actor In A Drama – The Good Wife)
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Michael J. Fox (Outstanding Guest Actor In A Drama – The Good Wife)
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Rupert Friend (Outstanding Guest Actor In A Drama – Homeland)
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Robert Morse (Outstanding Guest Actor In A Drama – Mad Men)
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Harry Hamlin (Outstanding Guest Actor In A Drama – Mad Men)
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Dan Bucatinsky (Outstanding Guest Actor In A Drama – Scandal)
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Michael Douglas (Outstanding Actor In A Miniseries Or Movie – Behind The Candelabra)
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Matt Damon (Outstanding Actor In A Miniseries Or Movie – Behind The Candelabra)
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Toby Jones (Outstanding Actor In A Miniseries Or Movie – The Girl)
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Benedict Cumberbatch (Outstanding Actor In A Miniseries Or Movie – Parade’s End)
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Al Pacino (Outstanding Actor In A Miniseries Or Movie – Phil Spector)
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James Cromwell (Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Miniseries Or Movie – American Horror Story: Asylum)
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Zachary Quinto (Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Miniseries Or Movie – American Horror Story: Asylum)
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Scott Bakula (Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Miniseries Or Movie – Behind The Candelabra)
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John Benjamin Hickey (Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Miniseries Or Movie – The Big C: Hereafter)
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Peter Mullan (Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Miniseries Or Movie – Top Of The Lake)
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Ryan Seacrest (Outstanding Reality Show Host – American Idol)
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Tom Bergeron (Outstanding Reality Show Host – Dancing With The Stars)
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Tim Gunn (Outstanding Reality Show Host – Project Runway)
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Anthony Bourdain (Outstanding Reality Show Host – The Taste)
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Don’t you think you should only post one pic of the guys nominated twice (bobby cannavale and Louie C.K.) otherwise the vote gets split. Just saying.
great idea for a poll. I voted jason bateman, ty burrell, and rupert friend. I also considered zachary quinto, timberlake, and (weirdly) james cromwell
I heart Aaron Paul.
adam driver, benedict cummerbach, & aaron paul, with honorable mentions to Damon and Timberlake — I excluded them because they’re not really “TV Stars”, just movie/music stars slumming on the tube
How the HELL did Tatiana Maslany NOT got nominated?! Girl was ON FIRE in Orphan Black! D:
Bobby Canavale is so hot, he deserved to be fucked for both his nominations.
She deserves to be nominated for each of the characters she played. How many was that…6, 7 or 8? I lost track.
No, I was being eccentric by wanting people to then choose which show the multiple-nominee was sexier on.
I am SO with you two. She’s basically this generation’s Meryl Streep.
Word.
WTF happened to Harry Hamlin? Remember him in “Making Love”. OMG, he was so fucking unbelievably hot then. And yes it’s been MANY years since that movie but…oh well. Can I just directly vote for John Hamm’s dick for the win?
Damian Lewis is my favorite…I wouldn’t even have anyone else on the list.
Funny how people’s tastes are different.
I forgot halfway down if we were voting for best looking or best actor and voted for best actor lol
He had me at Will and Grace.
Whenever I’m in New York I stay in Bobby Cannavale’s building. If you saw what I saw every day he would have shot so fast up this list that his name would burst off the screen.
That said, years before became sweet adult comedy actor#1, Jason Bateman was known mostly for the size of his bateman.
It’s not weird. I dunno, that old guy Cromwell has something. Not sure what it is but when he appeared in Six Feet Under in a speedo, it was shockingly non-gross.