iPhone Wars: Battle of The Mystery Crotches

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In the last edition of our weekly iPhone Wars, we placed two well-endowed young men against one another. This time around, our two participants are showing off pretty much everything but their cocks. Would you rather uncover the mystery behind the white towel or would you prefer what's behind the lotion bottle?

– Dewitt

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CONTESTANT A:

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CONTESTANT B:

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15 thoughts on “iPhone Wars: Battle of The Mystery Crotches

  1. I go for the guy with a lotion, just because the other one got tatoo. After all he got lotion ready.

  2. Agree with the others above. You need to start including a “Both” or “Neither” option. On the other hand, I thought B was slightly hotter and more my type.

  3. DO GUYS ON THIS SITE COME IN ANY OTHER ETHNICITY OTHER THAN WHITE?
    NEITHER!
    wheres the mexicans?
    ASIANS?

  4. Meh, they’re both in the “I’d do ’em, but they’re not really ‘wow’-ing me” category.
    I semi-reluctantly went with B, because he’s marginally better-looking, and appears to be slightly hairy. Not crazy about the tattooing, though.

  5. Wow, Greg, way to bitch … They’ve shown African Americans, Latinos, and Brazillian (LOTS of Brazillians). The only reason caucasians appear so often is because there are just that many of them. As for who I’d rather, B. A just looks … odd. Maybe it’s just my screen.

  6. B is more attractive, but the belly button tattoo is a MAJOR turn off. Just about as bad as a tramp stamp. So… A it is.
    Greg – please, get over yourself. They show plenty of non caucasians. How could you make it a day reading this blog and not see a Brazilian? I mean, really now.

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