For those who aren’t in the know, Fur and Gold is a Boston party full of guys I probably want to fuck. I’ve been told, ever since I moved up near Manhunt headquarters, that I need to go to this party. Usually, this news is being delivered by folks who are using a “you’re such a predictable hipster with a beard who likes guys with beards” undertone, but I let it slide since most of those things are true. (Though, in true hipster form, I would never once think to identify myself as a hipster. Even this level of self-awareness should make you doubt my status as a true hipster.)
The guy who hosts the party has good taste in music—including but not limited to Jessie Ware, Garçon Garçon and Bright Light Bright Light—and his latest cover model (Rob) looks like this, so maybe this is finally the week that I take everyone’s advice and show up to this damn party? Or maybe I’ll just sit at home, drink beer alone and jerk off? It’s well-documented that large groups of attractive men intimidate me, and I’m not sure I could handle having an anxiety attack in front of so many people I want to brush their beards against my taint.
::sigh::
– Dewitt
Watch the latest Fur and Gold promotional video below:
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I’ll go with you and hold your hand. That is until you feel comfortable enough and you can spread your wings and grab some dicks
Forget that. I’ll skip the party and eat your ass.
i’m also for that plan
The only thing I like about this post IS THE MUSIC !!!