Mike De Marko as a slutty stripper who gets tag-teamed by two horny businessmen. Did you really think I could resist writing about this one? Never mind that I’ve always fantasized about roleplaying a scenario where I shake my ass in a jockstrap for two scumbags who take advantage of me… This is a situation where Colby Jansen and Connor Maguire are playing the part of those “scumbags”. You do the math! That’s two men I desperately want inside of me, plus two available slots I desperately want them inside. The answer to the equation is “I have a boner right now”.
In other news, our very own J. Harvey had the pleasure of meeting Mr. Jansen this weekend, and he practically had sex with him! In the sort of way where “practically” means “not at all”. He did, however, get to rub lotion on Colby’s back, and you can bet your left testicle that I am insanely jealous and plotting his demise as I type this sentence. Haha! Just kidding?
(It’s okay, because one day, I’ll rub lotion on Mike De Marko’s back. In the sort of way where “rubbing lotion on his back” means “rubbing my penis on his ass crack”.)
– Dewitt
Photo credit: MEN.COM
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Man, was that boring!!
DON’T YOU THINK IT’S TIME YOU CAME UP WITH A MORE INTERESTING AND ORIGINAL “FORMULA” for these sex scenarios. They’re all the same. SHOW THE BOD, SHOW THE BUTT, HERE’S THE “OTHER GUY,” SUCK HIM, SUCK ME, RIM HIM, RIM ME, HE FUCKS ME, OR I HIM, AND ONE OF US CUMS ON HIS CHEST/FACE. ZZZZZZZZZZZ
Wow where have you seen rimming in MEN’s videos?? They must have shot two rimming scenes among the 700+ scenes they’ve made.
That’s partly why most of their videos SUCK ASS so much.
That’s pretty tired.
They need to stop hiring the small guys to bottom all the time.
Mike deMarko’s best asset is his dick. i don’t think he is cute at all.
He could have destroyed both the other guy’s asses with that thing.
that would have been hot.
I would very much like to volunteer to be added to this combo and have all 3 of them take advantage of me…and you too Dewitt. Yep, I’m going for it all. Why not? Fantasy is fun…and these dudes are hot.
Colby and I are getting married. In my head. But, sweet jesus, rubbing lotion on to his back was one of the high points of my existence.
Make sure to practice your stripper moves.
I’m not saying you should watch your back, but if an old lady tries to give you a juicy red apple while you’re walking home tonight, I highly recommend taking a very big bite and swallowing it immediately.
I’m gyrating as I write this. When I finish I’ll go start praying that it happens. I simply must hang out sluttier places I guess.
Congrats on the impending-pretending nuptials. Here’s hoping that he’s rubbing his own special brand of “lotion” on your back(side) soon. SQUIRT!