Christina Aguilera Is Such A Hot Talented Bitch!

OMG, you guys! Have you heard the new Christina Aguilera song from The Hunger Games: Catching Fire soundtrack? It’s, like, pure fire! (See what I did there?) Nobody can turn out an emotional power ballad like my girl Xtina, and this one will slay bitches to tears and propel Lady Gaga and Britney Spears out into space, riding in a rocket called “Total Irrelevance”. Haters, everywhere, will spin around in circles on the middle fingers of true music lovers, and that total fattie Blake Shelton will finally consummate his red hot love for Adam Levine. It’s that good!

Honestly, I can’t even begin to tell you how flaw-free this is, so you will just have to listen for yourself and have your life changed forever and ever or at least until you die.

Also, I can’t even begin to tell you how excited I am to see The Hunger Games: Catching Fire! There are so many hotties like Liam Hemsworth in it, and I think I’m going to bring my new boyfriend to finger-fuck my “Woohoo” in the back row of the theater. LOL! He has a six pack.

Gay Skylar

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11 thoughts on “Christina Aguilera Is Such A Hot Talented Bitch!

  1. Too bad Xtina has been riding the rocket called “Total Irrelevance” for half a decade now :/

    Cute track though!

  2. She grates me. From her horrible attitude to total abuse of her talent. You’re doing yourself a disservice if you’re blessed with a voice like that and never properly learn how to use it. Throw in questionable musicality and I just can’t. Not feeling this song.

  3. Total Irrelevance? “Moves like Jagger” and “Feel this Moment” both topped the charts not to mention her work on the Voice, a show that just won the Emmy for best reality show. I don’t think that’s totally irrelevance by any definition.

  4. “Moves Like Jagger” was more a Maroon 5 song, and she shouts her way through “Feel This Moment” with Pitbull. Come to think of it, both of the big hits that she’s had in the last 5 years have come with collaborations. On her own, she hasn’t had a good solid solo hit for nearly a decade now.

  5. Well, unless I’m mistaken, 1999 has happened SINCE the 80s, which is what he said, not FROM the 80s.

  6. Can we please get rid of these “Gay (Insert name Here)” bloggers? They’re shallow, vapid, and have no objectivity or creativity when blogging. If I wanted to be around that kind of person, I could go to whatever local club has an 18+ area and watch the guys who think they’re hot shit because they’re arrogantly young.

  7. Yikes. I haven’t read manhunt daily in a while and I don’t think I will come back to it now…
    These new bloggers are horrible…. Stop overhyping everything and making so many lame sexual jokes/references. There used to be sensible music review of cool, interesting and unique music…

  8. Legendtina is back! SAAAAAAY!!!

    Seriously, Christina needs to take a more restrained approach to her singing. The overproduction and self-indulgent “I don’t give a fuck” songwriting in many of her songs in her two previous albums have completely isolated a lot of her fans. A song like this, while not perfect and certainly no Beautiful, at least is in a step in the right direction.

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