In what might be the best moment in network television since the original aired, Showgirls star Elizabeth Berkley reenacted the famous Jessie Spano caffeine pill freakout on this week’s episode of Dancing with the Stars. This is undoubtedly the best drug-related plot line in TV history, easily surpassing Tiffani‘s “I’m the only one who can decide what I put in my body“ moment on the lesser-known Saturday morning show California Dreams.
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Ugh, why am I still typing? Nobody cares.
– Dewitt
Watch Elizabeth Berkley being flawless and self-aware below:
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wow she has NOT changed one little bit!!! i LOVE her!!!
The original is quite possibly the best thing that has ever happened on TV.
One of the most memorable scenes from that show. The college years spinoff was garbage though.
I love it, she was great, and he is delicious… but can we just be done with the whole dropped crotch pants thing already?
I LOVE IT!!!!
this is the best thing that’s happened since the original episode.
oh, and i was scared of tiffani in that episode.
oh, and im totally fine with incest involving the chmerkovskiy brothers.