All you size queens who've been spending your time trying to find a big dick on MANHUNT, may need to look elsewhere. According to this piece on the Huffington Post, the biggest schlongs are actually all on Google Earth!
Apparently there's a trend where people draw giant cocks on building roofs and fields. The point is that they can only be picked up via satellite or seen from an airplane.
This whole thing reminds me of how Jonah Hill's character in Superbad was obsessed with drawing penises. I mean, what would you do if your friend drew a giant penis on your roof? Is it better or worse than them drawing it on your face while you're drunk?
– Dewitt
Are you sure that’s a penis? It looks to me to be a torpedo. Perhaps that’s the sign that sits on top of a British torpedo factory and not a penis after all. I mean… you really have to use your imagination to see a penis in that. I’ve seen more realistic looking penises in those giant ancient chalk drawings that one can see from the air. And those were done by primitives.
No, I think that what you’re looking at is supposed to be a torpedo that only vaguely and circumstantially resembles a penis.