Country music is on my “no thanks” list, alongside golf and anything Kardashian-related. It’s just not my thing. However, I caught a vid of theZac Brown Band‘s performance with guest star Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters from the CMAs. My opinion of country hasn’t changed, but Zac Brown is a big fucker of a bear! HOT.
His beard needs my love pearls glistening within it. That image isn’t very country, but maybe it will be someday. Steve Grand and all. Imagine a Steve Grand/Zac Brown duet? A nude one, with plenty of lube and moaning! Why aren’t there more handsome jacked guy/handsome bear porn scenes? That should be a thing. Dewitt, let’s make that happen.
By way of research, I did give the Zac Brown Band’s “Fried Chicken” a listen. It’s about what you’d expect, but when he sings about his jeans that “fit just right”, I imagined ripping them off his big ass and plundering him.
– J. Harvey
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The CMA awards show last night. Fell in lust with Eric Church. So hot! Also the two guys that are Florida Georgia Line.
The Voice this season has a contestant who could be his ginger brother. I mean, wow. Austin Jenckes has that same look and vibe.