This is a picture of a cute jock going commando and sliding his thick, hard cock out of the leg of his gym shorts. It’s pointing up toward the sky, as he casually sips from his coffee mug and smirks toward the camera. Will this make for a better round of Caption This than last week‘s dismal affair? We’re about to find out!
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image below. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Proudbator
Take a look at today’s image and last week’s winner below:
THIS WEEK’S PIC:
LAST WEEK’S WINNER:
With only 16 submissions, CMn702 took this round with 10 votes.
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“Do you want milk with that?”
That’s really a stiff cup of Joe.
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a little tug will get some cream
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Try Morningwood Coffee…..it tastes great, and it’s more filling!
Want cream with that coffee?
Always up for a cup of Java
The best part of waking up is a big dick in your cup!
The sizes at Starbucks are really getting confusing!
Coddled Cream, please.
Needs one more Sweet n Low, get on it.
We’re going to need a bigger cup, Captain.
nothing like a built in coffee stirrer to lift the start of my day or yours
The cream stick!
The best part of wakin’ up is this guys cock and Folgers in your cup!
Mmmm. This coffee is REALLY good!
It takes 3 cups in the morning to get me up
Dam that shot of CREAM added so much to my drink!!!!
“I have the mug, you get to tug.”
I’ve got my cup of coffee…if only I had some cream for it…
I’m like Maxwell House… Good to the last drop!
Ooops,now I know where that Viagra went!
“You bring the coffee, I’ve got the cream.”
Would you like two sugars with my morning wood ?
I said “i really love my coffee”
My special donut holder is ready….
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Venti Blond Roast with room for cream.
i LOL’d with this
How I wake UP in the morning.
Just like Maxwell House…this cock is good to the last drop.
I take my coffee like I take my cocks- orally.
“Yes coffee turns me on, No I don’t care what other people think about it!”
Nothing like a cup of coffee to get you up in the morning…
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Nescafe. It’s what gets me up in the morning
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I know I said coffee was better than sex, but why can’t I have both?
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Hi, I’m Maxwell. “…good to the last drop…”
2013 version of Chock Full of Nuts!
[singing] Jock full o’nuts…..that heavenly coffee!
That’s funny…..he never has an erection at home…..
Folgers Crystals. Real coffee taste without the crystal dick.
When it’s fucktime in WeHo tramps head to this guy’s place for that all-important first bang of the day. This morning we’re secretly switching their fresh-brewed coffee with Viagra. Can these whores tell the difference?
Coffee…It Does A Body Good
Ahh coffee and a big sausage, the perfect breakfast in bed.
The coffee’s all natural, just like me~
Now THAT’S what I call a Venti!
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Hey thanks guys, someone just forwarded it back to me. haha, great to see my coffee photos are being hailed like this. truly honoured.
oh the cute jock has a name btw. proudbator from proudbator.com 😉 someone removed the watermarks, naughty naughty.
It wasn’t me! I swear.
I just saw this on Tumblr, as it was.
Now that this “bugger” knows who you are, I’m gonna have to write a follow-up!
yay!
Also, added a photo credit and uploaded the version with the watermark!
If you want to do an interview to chat about the site, we’d love to make something happen. E-mail me at contact@online-buddies.com.
yep, onto it! u guys are awesome.
“Hmmm…with or without cream? I can’t decide”
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“I take my coffee like my men: strong and black.”
I thought coffee was supposed to stunt your growth??
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