Haaaaay, daddies! It’s your boy Gay Duncan reporting for duty to serve you curvy butch queen power bottom realness with a side of the best music you will ever hear in your life. Bajan pop princess and inspirational role model Rihanna has gone goth for her new music video “What Now”, and it’s so ferociously fierce that someone should make up a new word for “fierce”! She clearly took the Holy Spearit‘s advice to “Work Bitch“, because she is slaying hoes left and right with her #NoPhucksGiven attitude. I am living for every moment of this insane asylum glamour shoot! How could you NOT?
“‘What Now‘ is one of those songs that you can get really boring with the visual,” the supreme Goddess of fierce darkness revealed in a quote she said. “Everybody’s probably expecting like a narrative type of video, a love story of some sorts, something really soft and pretty. It is pretty and kinda soft, but it’s really a little demented.”
So deep! I’m thinking of getting “เป็นบ้า” tattooed right above my hole to remember this video forever. That’s the Thai word for “demented”, which is relevant, because this video was filmed in Phuket, Thailand… But if any tops ask what it means when I spread my thick, juicy cheeks wide to take it deeper, I’m just going to tell them it says, “Fuck Me Harder”.
Watch Rihanna work it out in her new video for “What Now”:
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While not as horrible as the usual reviews by “Gay _______” (Insert any name there), this little gem couldn’t help but catch my eye…
“the supreme Goddess of fierce darkness revealed in a quote she said.”
In a quote she said? Um, honey, if you’re quoting someone, it’s quite obvious that they said it. PLEASE learn to use proper grammar.
One phrase: Auto-Tune, bitches!