Robotic Toilets to Stop Gay Sex?

Bathroom Sex 

What could possibly stop gay men from hooking up in public restrooms?  

The former Republican mayor of Fort Lauderdale thought he had the answer. Jim Naugle wanted to spend $250,000 on a robotized restroom where the stall doors will automatically open after a limited time.

I'm not into scat, but this does beg an important question. What takes longer: a big dump or a quick blowjob? The hi-tech doors won't be able to tell what's taking so long. Atomic diarrhea or lending a hand to the off-duty lifeguard — it doesn't matter — the doors fly open!

Even though the former mayor was obsessed with guys hooking up in bathrooms, the police didn't think it was a serious problem. Sgt. Frank Sousa said, "There's no evidence, no reports or arrests made for any men having sex in
any restrooms."

– Wilbur

P.S. I know this is old news but I thought it was worth mentioning again. Imagine if this actually was approved! How crazy would that be?

13 thoughts on “Robotic Toilets to Stop Gay Sex?

  1. If I’m in the restroom doing my job door fly open get up and close it and hold my foot on it. but if the open they can watch when i’mn done

  2. I reguraly take 20-minute shits…thats on a good day..if i have a “digestive disturbance” after visiting taco bell a few hours before, it can take upward of 45+ mins…this is one of several main reasons why im only a top…

  3. This Article Is Outdated.. Naugle Is No Longer The Mayor And He Proposed This Last Year And It Was Denied.

  4. something else i forgot to add…im also an electrical engineering major…and while im sitting taking one of my extravagant shits, i usually get bored…it wont take me long to have the device torn apart and either disabled or rewired so it opens the door after 30 seconds or just flaps the door open and shut continuously…or better yet..fix it so the door will let people in..but not out. :]

  5. okay, i seriously have enough issues about using a public restroom, but now i have to worry about the door opening so that everyone can watch me taking a dump??? hell and i have a shy bladder, sometimes it even takes me a while to piss, let alone shit in a public restroom! fuck that, and fuck that rediculous fop of a republican.

  6. he must be so ugly that he could not GET a blowjob or a handjob in a public restroom hence his campaign to stop others from enjoying the spoils of anonymous restroom sex…..LOL

  7. Can’t these so called hypocritical do gooders find anything better to do than this? How about helping to get us out of this economic disaster we are in, getting a national health care plan, ending the war……..?

  8. I am from calgary, canada and we have one of those toilets with automatic doors
    They are pretty awesome actually, they speak to you. There is a siren that warns you how much time you have left and it’s always pleasantly clean.
    I highly recommend them. It has nothing to do with preventing gay sex. It’s making a really clean public restroom in high density areas.

  9. It’s funny you know, after years of shows/movies like Star Trek, Star Wars, and the like.
    THIS IS THE BEST WE CAN DO WITH TECHNOLOGY?
    Make you wonder is there any real hope for the human race!
    Also, if I am in the stalls taking a dump or getting some head and the door does fly open, please either way, drop a dollar and enjoy the show!!

  10. This technology wasn’t invented to harass gays having sex in public toilets (indefensible though that is). Rather, the problem in big cities is sometimes that homeless people will take up residence in a kiosk-type bathroom, locking themselves in and nobody else can use the facility as it was intended. Hence, the automatic opening after 15 minutes.
    And please… if you know you need 20-30 minutes to empty your bowels, GO HOME if you’re out eating something that sets your system in motion. Public toilets are intended for people who have to go, NOW. Monopolizing what’s often the only stall in a public bathroom for 20, 30, 40 minutes (unless something comes over you suddenly, and it just will not stop) is rude.

  11. hmmm well I think people should save the sex for at home, or the bathhouse. If I so much as hear people having sex in a bathroom I’ll be more than happy to call the cops. If someone sticks their cock through a glory hole, expect to not have a cock anymore.
    I think the men that do this are nasty and if I ever run into one I’ll be happy to voice my opinion.

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