I’m seriously considering booking a flight to Spain to lecture eldhelus on the countless benefits of a polyamorous relationship. The couple has a joint profile on Manhunt, and unless something was lost in translation, they appear to be open to playing with a third… But, damnit, that level of commitment isn’t enough for me! I want them all of the time. I want to sit on a couch and cuddle with them, fighting over the remote control until we give up and decide sandwich-fucking is a better option than any of the crap reality shows on television.
Oy, is this veering into creepy territory? Their headline states that they’re a “normal couple looking for normal people”, and I’m relatively certain it’s not classified as “normal” to develop a fictional relationship with a really cute couple you saw on Manhunt. Oh well! Maybe I’m normal enough for them to spit-roast me for a few hours. I’d settle for that, I guess.
– Dewitt
Check out more of this incredibly adorable pair below:
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hot. would love to be spit roasted between the two.