The Golden Globe nominees were announced today. They’ve clued me in to a whole slew of hot actor dudes that I didn’t notice before or know about. Ones that need to do a multitude of nude scenes! These should be all, of course, be full-frontal.
To make this happen, the Golden Globes needs to introduce a new category, “Best Full Frontal”. That should spur more penis on our IMAX screens. Don’t roll your eyes at me. Have you ever watched the actual GG ceremony? Everyone is shit-faced! And higher than the sun! The winners run up to collect their trophies straight from snorting rails in the restroom! A “Full Frontal” category would be accepted with open boners.
– J. Harvey
Check out a new crop of movie stars to admire and fantasize about below:
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Max Martini (He’s in Captain Phillips, which is nominated for “Best Picture – Drama”)
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Chiwetel Ejiofor (Best Actor in a Motion Picture – Drama for 12 Years A Slave)
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Jack Huston (he’s in American Hustle, which is nominated for Best Picture – Comedy or Musical)
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Will Forte (he’s the former SNL funnyguy in Nebraska, which is nominated for Best Picture – Comedy or Musical)
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Oscar Isaac (I wrote about him already, but now he might get an award and look, more pics! Best Actor in a Motion Picture – Comedy or Musical for Inside Llewyn Davis)
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Daniel Brühl (Best Supporting Actor in a Motion Picture for Rush)
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Idris Elba & Michael Fassbender were also both nominated for Golden Globes. So those two are on the top of my personal list.
Max Martini, mmmm. I enjoyed him in Revenge and he’s going to be in the awful 50 Shades of Grey. He’s playing the body guard. As long as he and Jamie Dornan are naked in every scene that could salvage the movie.
J Harvey, you should check out Jeremie Laheurte from “Blue is the Warmest Color”. The movie shows his erect penis, and it’s just beautiful!
IDRIS ELBA.
::swoon::
A very HOT ! HOT ! list of VERY fine actors
Where’s Fassie???? Though I totally agree on Chiwetel Ejiofor… yum!
Corey Stoll from house of cards too. So hot
Hell yes! Love that beautiful bald head of his. So fuckin’ hot.
Yes…that is my kind of man!