A college boy tosses a football across a yard. To his left, his cute, blond fraternity brother eats some potato chips. Next to him, another guy sticks his hands in his pockets and contemplates a near-empty bag of Doritos… Oh, but what’s that in the right corner? It’s just the fraternity’s resident bottom bitch, Chris, giving head to another muscular young gentleman. No big deal! This happens all the time with these guys…
If you haven’t figured it out by now, the still above comes from gay porn “reality” site Fraternity X. This is actually one of their hotter scenes, thanks to the luscious natural lighting and a “little bottom bitch” who actually consents to getting jizz on his hole, jizz in his mouth and even more jizz on his hole.
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But, uh, let’s avoid those distractions and focus on today’s round of Caption This. If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image below. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Fraternity X
Take a look at today’s image and last week’s winner below:
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THIS WEEK’S PIC:
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LAST WEEK’S WINNER:
With 21 total votes, it looks like hman took this round.
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BONUS – Watch Chris slutting it up for the Fraternity X boys:
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I caught the football! I get to be the next receiver!
Party , like nobody is watching
Hey, anyone seen Chad and Derrick? They were suppose to bring the dip.
Forget football i want one of those hotdogs!
if we freeze like this…..they wont see us
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Doritos…finger licking good and one thing leads to another.
This is how you play strip football.
Third and LONG, oh he got stuffed!
Food on the table, brewskis in cooler, whore around the side of the house.
This party blows…
Better throw some burgers on the grill…Chris won’t share the wieners.
Realizing they were out of dip for the chips, Chris and his bud volunteered to go whip some up . . .
Going deep has a whole new meaning!
Fair suck of the snag!!!!!
Snags galore!!!
Dude, I said go long…not go down…
wiener 1st, chips & football later………….
I wish I was Oscar Meyer’s weiner
Vagabond456
What to do now that football season is over
Super Blow (Super Bowl) parties are the best!
This is the best Super Bowl commerical!!
So unrelated to the caption this… I’m pretty sure that one of my ex’s lives next door. The house looks identical to his, and the guy in the green jacket looks just like the guy that poked his head over the fence when we were fooling around in his back yard one day.
Demonstrating the growing acceptance of gays on campus, Fraternity X posted this pic on their homepage.
Chips and Dicks
Fratboys totally SUCK.