Unlockables: I Want To See Your Eyes, Damnit!

The picture above is a sneak peek at tomorrow’s Cock-A-Doodle Do Me post. You’ll notice soon enough that this man looks much more appealing without his sunglasses. After all, the eyes are the window to the soul, and the soul is the key to your own personal brand of sexiness.

Okay, so I totally made that shit up, but that doesn’t change the fact that sunglasses take something away from “face pics”. The only reason I’m rehashing this old advice is because people still don’t seem to be listening to it. Wearing shades doesn’t make you look cool on your Manhunt profile. Frankly, it just makes you look… well, shady. Does anyone hear what I’m saying?

– Dewitt

18 thoughts on “Unlockables: I Want To See Your Eyes, Damnit!

  1. Running out of ideas Dewitt? I guess 15 months is long enough for a refresher though. The thing is you can keep preaching the same ideas over & over again, but not every man on Manhunt reads this blog. Maybe you’d have better a better chance of ridding MH of sunglasses pics and all the other profile fouls people commit if you sent out a mass emails to all accounts, but that’s a little intrusive and indoctrinating. Some people find them appealing, and as long as it’s not their only pic of their face, then it really isn’t an issue with me, but to each their own.

  2. I totally agree with JPH…make me want to see the rest of him…kinda like unwrapping a present to see the surprise inside…or him doing a striptease starting from his sun glasses.

  3. Like another commenter said, if there are other pics of him with his eyes, doesn’t matter if he includes one with sunglasses.

  4. Dewitt get off your high-horse… Not everyone wants to conform to what you “like”…

    Sunglasses/eyeglasses can bring a certain look and style to an individual that’s unique only to them. For some it works, for others it doesn’t. For this man up above, it totally works. Personally I’m an “eye” kinda guy and love ’em.

  5. Um…last time I checked it was still a free country De-twit, let people post the pics they want to post. Full face, no face, face with sunglasses, cock pics, ass pics, no x pics, 1 pic or 16 pics, etc., etc., etc.

    Guys set up profiles on MH for different purposes, looking for different things – or nothing at all. Correspondingly, people respond to them looking for different things.

    For the love of god, lets get away from this one profile fits all approach!

  6. WILLIE… this is MANHUNT. I don’t know who you are fooling… everyone, I mean everyone on here is looking for one thing… SEX!!!

  7. If the pic is of them outdoors and they just happen to be wearing sunglasses, there is certainly nothing wrong with that at all. However, putting on sunglasses while indoors just to take a pic of yourself, frankly, makes you look like a douche.

  8. Boy, If I ever knew that it gonna be this complicated to be gay, I would have opt out and never took that gay gene before I was born. Poor me, but now I have to deal will all this gay conformance drama.
    /rant

  9. @ToddM: You know deep in your heart that Tim is right. Did you come on here looking for someone to have a sweet, platonic relationship with you and to read you bedtime stories to help you get to sleep? Or someone to fuck you silly? A nice place to pass the time away, perhaps, or to look at pictures and fantasize about sucking one of the model’s dicks? If you’re here or checking out other gay websites, it’s all about the SEX! No false idealism please, it’s all about the faces, the bodies, and ultimately, the dick and ass.

  10. Sunglasses actually make a guy look quite hot, but that’s precisely the reason I dislike them in a profile, will they still be hot when they take them off? that’s why I never contact guy with sunglasses, it’s too much of a gamble

  11. hh8888 I did NOT come on here looking for sex. I know deep down in my heart that that is a fact! I came here (if you had read an earlier post of mine) to feel connected since there is NO gay community in my rural area. Don’t pretend to know what each one is here for. Thank you.

  12. Dewitt, good on you for offering advice that guys can choose to take or not. It’s your column so use it for saying whatever you want. We can like it or lump it. You can’t save ’em all but you will undoubtedly help a few.

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