We realize some of our readers aren’t huge fans of tattoos, but it’d be wildly unrealistic to assume none of our readers are into them. Today’s edition of iPhone Wars goes out to all the ink-lovers out there, as we ask you to choose between four men who’ve turned their bodies into a canvas.
If you prefer your men in a more “natural” state, close your eyes and imagine these four guys without their tattoos. While it may negate the whole “Battle of The Tattoos” aspect of this exercise, we’d prefer that over ten million “OMG, ugh, I hate tattoos” comments. So what are you waiting for? Click through and get to voting!
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Guys With iPhones
To check out the full pics and cast your vote, follow the JUMP:
CONTESTANT A:
CONTESTANT B:
CONTESTANT C:
CONTESTANT D:
Easiest one ever for me. D.
Hey! I’ve got the same tatoos on my chest as contestant D! wow! I didnt think anyone was into sparrows! LOL
For tat work, I had to give it to B (and he’s got a smokin’ bod–of course, once that bod starts to go, those tats won’t line up quite so nicely). The one who got my dick hardest was A–love that cocky attitude. You know that boi is just lookin’ to get put in his place–would love the chance to work him over, especially those juicy nuts.
@Kennedy I think they’re ‘swallows’. JK D for me, C’s wedding band killed it for me.
well, A needs to stop spending money on tats and EAT some food lol but aside from that, his cock/balls look like they have been cut off and tossed onto the table 🙁
B looks like a punk 🙁
C not my type but
D is by far a hottie ! 🙂
I do love a thuggish white boy like A. I would totally hit that..he is hot
d he cutest face, b the best bod.
# 1 needs to eat a few cheese burgers and drop the gangsta attitude before someone caps his ass.
# 2 looks like he has all the intelligence of a dead flash light battery.
# 3 – meh, he’s okay, but not lovin the beard
# 4 – in the words of Animaniacs … HEEEELLLLOOOOO NURSE!!!
Put A’s cock on B’s body and top it with D’s face!
A: Not really enough detail to see the quality of the inkwork… I’m more interested in his amazing package.
B: Tribal tattoos are SOOOO over rated and too common… not impressed.
C: Beautiful artwork… I want to meet his tattoo artist.
D: Great lookin guy, but once again the sparrows, like the tribal tattoos, are WAY over rated and ridiculous common. Although, he is fuckin gorgeous and it is nice inkwork.
This is got to be the first time I have ever seen anyone mistake bluebirds for brown sparrows! LOL
Put A’s Tattoos on D and you have a real winner!
haha i hooked up with A
Hmm, I really like tattoos but none of these do it for me at all.
Good for you, “nice”. So happy for you……. JUST KIDDING!
Contestant C is the only one who doesn’t look like a total douche bag
I never notice heavily tatooed men in the corperate world. Tattooes are nice if they can’t be seen in a coat and tie. If you want a responsible job make sure your tatts can’t be seen in a coat and tie. And never, ever get one on your neck because if you do you will never get a job.
I voted for D; the nipple ring is worth extra points! Birds? hmmmmm?
I could have easily voted 4 B or D but voted 4 A that whole DICK on the table caught me by surprise 🙂 🙂 :)!!!
Of course they’re all actually douches because they’ve got iPhones but C the least douchey looking
Sheesh. Ok… We don’t want to be judged, right? But it’s ok for us to judge them as being douches or something to that effect? Again, I say: HYPOCRITICAL. Live what you preach or don’t say a word! Makes me sick.
/rant
A: Trying too hard … he apparently didn’t see the bit about flipping off the camera.
B: Ripped bod, and tattoos, while a bit loud, work for him. Honorable mention.
C: Bears and ink usually a good match, but chest looks asymmetrical (both for tats and for fur).
D: Simple and effective. Winner 🙂
i say D as well, but i think C is the hottest guy on here, loving his beard. too bad his chest hair looks all weird
i think rob is the winner.
“Put A’s cock on B’s body and top it with D’s face!”
dewitt time to start photoshopping – get to it.
A… Even though his dick is just flopped there like that… I like his tats and his body is fine 😛
What tattoos?
i choose d cuz it seems he is the kutes and cuz i love the bird tattos but my 2nd choice would and b!!
B B B is the hottie one, would love to eat him
D for the ink, but A gets bonus points for putting his junk on the table for us to see!
A FTW. B has a real nice bod and some pretty sweet tats. D is kinda meh. C is just ugly.
D is the hottest but C has the best ink. And since I assume that we’re voting on the ink (thus the column), then C gets my vote.
I don’t understand the attraction to D.
B could rip me apart with his fucking hands.
Yeah… none o these ink jobs stand out for me. Overall, B should win. He’d look good on top of me.
None of the above
B by far has the best tats & body (ummmmm)! A is a sexy little snot. Would like C if his hair didn’t look like a Cuppie Doll…a daddy is always nice on a cold day. D is very hot…I’d let him have his way…any way!
CCCCCC who wants a little boy… Bring on the men. He hot, hairy, and good looking. And he’s smart enough to keep his dick off the table.