Hi! This is Dan Broughton. You may know me as the ridiculously handsome British porn star who’s had sex with Paul Wagner, Tyson Tyler, Landon Conrad, Paul Walker, Woody Fox, Gabriel Clark and dozens of other people you wish you were having sex with right now, instead of reading this letter about how my toe got stuck in a faucet.
So how, exactly, did my toe get stuck in the faucet? Well, I was taking a bubble bath after filming an intense sandwich fuck, and I tried to get the tap to stop leaking by doing what gay porn stars do best—shoving things into holes. Then everything took a turn for the worse! Not only was my toe stuck, but my book was so boring that I decided to jerk off.
I’m not an idiot, though! I called my friend Theo Reid to come over and help me out. He should be over soon to take care of my toe and the raging erection in my lap… But could you keep an eye on me until he shows up? I want to make sure I’m safe and nothing bad happens to my toe.
Thanks!
Photo credit: UK Naked Men
Watch the video below to find out why I’m so stressed out:
See the full clip of Theo saving my life and fucking my ass at UK NAKED MEN.
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The. Actual. Fuck ?
that was a sad attempt to get viewers
Or it was a joke? And I was trying to point out that the premise of this scene is fucking ridiculous?
It’s an old sitcom scenario, most famously used in an episode of the old Dick Van Dyke show, maybe 50 years ago. With Mary Tyler Moore’s toe.
http://anthonybalducci.blogspot.com/2012/07/the-toe-stuck-in-bathtub-spout-routine.html
Haha, well, I’m glad UK Naked Men has a sense of humor to reference this classic gag. I wasn’t aware of it.
I’ll gladly have me some Dan Broughton! Cute as hell!
hot fellas tho hehe
It was also a joke in The Seven Year Itch with Marilyn Monroe having her toe stuck in the faucet, then the plumber drops his wrench in the bathtub.
Look he got his plumbing attended to and his pipes were well and truly open by the end of it. All’s well that ends well.
His body looks kind of strange, but his face is to die for….. That smile…