Is it so much to ask for someone who will lick my taint at a pool party? This question popped up in my brain after a series of events. First, I wrote about Luke Adams, Jake Wilder and Donnie Dean‘s threesome in Hot House‘s Trunks 8, which you can read about here if you haven’t done so already.
Their wet and wild antics got me wishing I knew someone with a pool, leading to a big “duh” moment when I was compiling fun, naughty pictures from the last Manhunt pool party. Suddenly, it occurred to me that my job includes a perk where I can flirt with cute dudes in swimwear under the guise of “representing our brand”, and I have only taken advantage of this once in my five years with the company.
While I highly doubt that I’d recreate the Hot House video or lick beer out of Deviant Otter‘s butt crack, I should probably go to one of these pool parties and report back to you, shouldn’t I? It would be in the name of journalism or something. Plus, there’s a chance I would get drunk enough to let someone fondle my package, and my package could use some fondling right now.
But, well, I’m really burying the lead here! This babble-fest was my awkward way of introducing the 1987 spread “Pool Party“, taken from Torso Magazine and photographed by Charlie Airwaves. It caters to my previously unknown fetish for seeing a hairy blond with tan lines servicing a smooth, lean guy with a pornstache, while also making me feel awful for spending so many precious hours of summer indoors like an idiot.
I should get outside! And have sex outside!
– Dewitt
Check out select images from Torso‘s 1987 “Pool Party” spread below:
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What is being censored in the 4th pic from the top? That black blob doesn’t look like it belongs
Um….maybe something “fell” out? 😉
Maybe a bottle of lube and the didn’t have the company’s permission to use the brand in the shoot. It sort of has a bottle shape to it.
Wow. This was about the time I discovered gay porn for myself the summer after high school. I probably jerked off to this issue, or one very much like it.
Nice deductive skills; the bottle is faced with the label away in all of the other pictures, so they must have caught it after the shoot.
…and in the end they all died of complications from HIV/AIDS. The end.
Funny how standards change. No one would ever film a porn nowadays at such a sketchy pool – I mean, paint the damn thing, already. And men were still wearing full length tube socks as late as 1987? I don’t remember that.
Really… I guess you knew ALL of them… Not everyone died from Aids back then…..You should think before putting things in writing…
Yes, a lot of people died of HIV. When you say that in such an accusatory way, it makes you look bigoted and brainless. These men were having sex. Something everybody will do til the end of times. A person does not deserve to die for having sex.
God bless the 80’s…and those totally bitchin’ tube socks!