A Little Salt & Pepper Makes Me Weak In The Knees.

This may go against everything you know to be true about gay culture, but a sense of wild jealousy overcomes me every single time I hear someone around my age complain about finding a gray hair. “Embrace it,” I think silently to myself, unless I am drunk enough to let my inner monologue become my outer monologue. “Become the salt and pepper DILF you’re destined to become!”

Chances are, I will have different feelings about this when I am going bald and injecting every inch of my face with Botox—because, yay, hypocrisy—but at this post-twink crossroads of my life, I’m ready to grow beyond this phase where I’m not a boy, not yet a daddy.

So, yes, I am extremely envious of Spanish Manhunt member rrasoya (who you may remember from our “13 Fuzzy Guys Who Might Make Your Dick Hard” list). His hair’s been blessed with a silvery sheen that blows his sex appeal through the roof. If he ever threatened to dye it, I would probably hop on a plane and suck his dick seventeen times in a row just to convince him to reconsider… Because that’s how much I care!

– Dewitt

Check out this handsome fellow’s luscious, silver-tinged locks below: