“I Am Groot”: The Guardians Of The Galaxy Gay Porn Parody Has (Sort Of) Arrived

Some genius decided to cast pint-sized power bottom Armond Rizzo as Rocket in a gay porn parody of Marvel’s hit film Guardians of the Galaxy. The scene entitled “I Am Groot” went live on Peter Fever this week, and while it’s a little impromptu and half-assed, it offers up some great inspiration for your own personal role-playing needs (especially if you’re sleeping with someone with terrible conversation skills).

The role of Groot is brought to life by Rico Romero. He fully commits to his character by only uttering those now famous three words—“I am Groot”—but personally, I would have loved if he took it one step further and continued to repeat this while pounding Armond’s perpetually hungry hole. Imagine the part where he shoots his load:

“I AM… Ah, oh, ah-ah-aaah… GROOT!”

– Dewitt

Watch Armond Rizzo and Rico Romero in “I Am Groot” below:

I Am Groot - Armond Rizzo and Rico Romero Star in a gay porn parody of Guardians of The Galaxy for Peter Fever.

Groot Dancing

I Am Groot - Armond Rizzo and Rico Romero Star in a gay porn parody of Guardians of The Galaxy for Peter Fever.

Groot Dancing

I Am Groot - Armond Rizzo and Rico Romero Star in a gay porn parody of Guardians of The Galaxy for Peter Fever.

Groot Dancing

I Am Groot - Armond Rizzo and Rico Romero Star in a gay porn parody of Guardians of The Galaxy for Peter Fever.

Watch this full scene and similar content now on PETER FEVER.

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