Screw what you’ve read anywhere else! The comedy of the year is, without a doubt, the trailer for Unmentionable Entertainment‘s holiday blockbuster A Very Merry Bareback Christmas. I’ve watched this 1:24 minute masterpiece at least 10,000 times since the press release hit my inbox, and after receiving my “thank you” package from the studio for sending them so much traffic, I immediately hung up the poster (ironically) over my desk at Manhunt headquarters.
Each time that a colleague commented on the poster, I’d force them to stand at my desk and view the trailer from start to finish. My favorite thing is the abrupt switch from totally gay sweaters and Christmas magic to leaky, blown-out holes like the one above. My second favorite thing is that literally everyone looks like a Disney villain that’s about to poison his rival during the tender dinner scene. My third favorite thing is that, when this happened, it was so unbelievably fake that one of my coworkers genuinely asked, “Is that cake batter?”
The film stars Donnie Dean, Donnie Dean, Donnie Dean and some people who are not Donnie Dean in five scenes that NOBODY would fantasize about if the performers were wearing condoms (at least according to Dato Foland or whoever the fuck impersonated him in his interview with us).
In what’s arguably one of the dumbest gay porn moves of the year, the studio has scheduled the seven-man finale to go up on December 26, a day on which most sane human beings are over Christmas and ready to move onto the next damn holiday. As such, you’ll only get a glimpse of that scene in the trailer above. Extended clips of the preceding scenes can be viewed below, along with a ton of overly Photoshopped pictures.
MERRY BAREBACK CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL!!!!
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Unmentionable Entertainment
Check out four previews of A Very Merry Bareback Christmas below:
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DONNIE DEAN, DATO FOLAND & NIGEL BANKS:
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LUCAS KNIGHT, TANNER BRADLEY & SANTIAGO FIGUEROA:
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What sexy scenes and men 😉
Those stills are indeed overly photoshopped. Donnite Dean is so damn pretty, even better without the touchups.
I don’t know who Donnite is, but Donnie is indeed georgeous without all those photoshop nonsense.
if ur ahole looks like that u shudnt be takin pics of it…..eek hehe datos hot as ever tho
Did you really need to criticize what is clearly a typo? Please forgive my egregious sin, gramps.
Oops, another typo!
LUCAS KNIGHT, TANNER BRADLEY & SANTIAGO FIGUEROA: OH MY
OMG, you totally nailed it with the Disney villain slant. NAILED IT. I thought maybe it was going to turn into some sort of vampire movie or cheesy horror…but no…just very odd editing. About the scariest part however is the still of the asshole at the top of this post. I agree with Aussie101, that’s just not flattering.
That being said, damn it, Dato (and his asshole) is still fucking hot. Fucking.
Seriously though, you really don’t need to give these assholes (figuratively and literally) any attention at all. If they don’t like what you’re saying about them, respond by not saying anything. I’d love for the entire internet to just forget Cuntlips even exists, and you could start that right here.
That asshole shot is NASTY but than again it from Lucas which is just NASTY in itself !
I found this site by accident (Tom Hardy’s fault) and holy hell. I have never seen (never occurred to me to look) a better place to ogle the world’s best looking dudes. Is it wrong for a girl to eye rape a gay website?! Cause this is the BEST!!!
Megan – No! Get into it. All are welcome here.