“Finally!” shouts one New Yorker.

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In what is certainly a PR stunt for the ages, Hot Octopus has decided that what New York needs, even more than those terrible tiny pie restaurants that were everywhere for six months last year, is specialized booths in which to masturbate. I, for one, am pleased to no end at this new development.

 

 

Adam Lewis, Hot Octopus co-founder says:

“At Hot Octopuss we are all about looking for new solutions to improve everyday life and we feel we’ve done just that with the new GuyFi booth. We hope the city’s men enjoy using the space we’ve created in whatever way they want. It’s completely free of charge… all that we ask is they thank us when they get their promotion!”

Listen, Adam. Bravo to you. I couldn’t agree more with this whole conecept.

Unfortunately, I don’t have any better pics or first hand accounts yet, but plan on seeing this again, when I’m back in New York at the end of the month to try it for myself!

 

– tyler

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Edited to Add: Awwww you guys, it’s BS. The New York Daily News burst my bubble:

The booth was actually an out-of-service telephone kiosk outfitted with a black curtain, a folding chair, a laptop computer, and a Hot Octopuss ad along the side.

“At Hot Octopuss we are all about looking for new solutions to improve everyday life and we feel we’ve done just that with the new GuyFi booth,” Adam Lewis, Hot Octopuss co-founder, said in a statement. “We hope the city’s men enjoy using the space we’ve created in whatever way they want.”

A representative later told Mashable Friday that, “the brand is not actively encouraging people to masturbate in public as that is an illegal offense.”

 

Everything I like is too good to be true. Except my new long haired bf, Trent Tarzan. 🙁

-t