Tweets of the Week are BACK. Thank god.

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Here at MHD, we love twitter. It’s good for complaining about stuff, sharing dirty pics, and secretly stalking people you think are hot. All pros in my estimation. Needless to say, I spend an inordinate amount of time on twitter.com keeping up with folks so that I don’t have to actually muster the energy to put on pants and go outside and do actual things. Every week I end up with a pile of tweets that are too good for mere RTing. These are those tweets.

*Doink Doink*:

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If I wanted to share my wine I’d get a bigger bottle.

— Nikki Fiend (@FiendNikki) January 26, 2016

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So I think I’m starting to have a little underwear obsession…. @andrewchristian @MARCOSQUARED @marcomarco_la pic.twitter.com/jqtjtbcNmq

— Gavin Phillips (@GavinPhillipsX) January 24, 2016

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omg, someone gif’d all my bulge bouncing videos. pic.twitter.com/BuYqQJxyn9

— Noodles and Beef (@noodlesandbeef) January 29, 2016

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These photos of @dannymonteroxxx by @RJ_SebastianNYC have me feeling lots of things. Wowza. pic.twitter.com/ly1SEGS21b

— Tayte Hanson (@taytehansonxxx) January 23, 2016

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Its @AlvinJ11 gettin more Dick than he can take fr @SexciMrcali FuckTime Miami https://t.co/31IZMQCnNO @videoboyblog pic.twitter.com/nuKtaemvFb

— ChocolateDrop (@blackgayvideo) January 28, 2016

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Someone wanted to cuddle this morning. #GingerNation pic.twitter.com/UEIQPM9aR3

— Seamus O’Reilly (@SeamusOReilly69) January 27, 2016

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RT if you want to see #teamverse #teambigdick @xladventures kiss lick suck eat fuck & cum on >> @TheMeauli << pic.twitter.com/OXnBqS25r3

— DawgPoundUSA (@videoboyblog) January 29, 2016

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Oh, look at dat red carpet. #SAGAwards. https://t.co/M5enfGtuJh

— H. Alan Scott (@HAlanScott) January 30, 2016

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Happy dance before bed #shutterslut #boomerme #foreskinmafia pic.twitter.com/ekdlwsNbay

— Boomer Banks (@BoomerBanksXXX) January 29, 2016

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I just met @BOBTHEDRAGQUEEN and re-met @BibleGirl666 pic.twitter.com/o7gcZXQkqH

— Bravo Delta (@bravodelta9) January 25, 2016

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At times we wonder whether or not we should care what people think & the only answer I can come up with is… Nah pic.twitter.com/F88ZPgXHDB

— XL (@xladventures) January 24, 2016

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A lil bunda nevah hurt nobody ??? pic.twitter.com/fjjAi1QbNr

— Seth Fornea (@SethFornea) January 30, 2016

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Now that things are back on track *knocks wood* we ought to get back to one of these each week. Thanks for bearing with me guys.

Obviously, #FF all these hilarious/sexy tweet people.

– tyler