In Case You Missed It Wrap Up:
February 15, 2016

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Ok. We did it everybody. We made it through Valentine’s Day weekend (which is a thing now – it’s a whole weekend) and Deadpool was amazing, just like I anticipated in this post (lots of superhero crotch bulging, and Ryan Reynolds has a full on naked fight scene – none of which I’m allowed to write about or show you here) and now we’re off to Monday town again.

Some people in the US have today off for Presidents Day, and we call those people “lucky.” I will be here winding the Manhunt Daily crank all day, and googling nudes of Presidents Lincoln and Washington. Let’s have our own little history lesson and read about what happened last week:

 

– I didn’t watch this RawFuck.com scene, “Party Boys Work Out Their Loads Together,” for a lot of reasons, but that dude in the pic has a pretty nice hole. It might be worth your time.

– You guys know I like the animated stuff and this story about a “handyman” who comes to “caulk the windows” and catches two naked teenagers trading loads fits the bill exceptionally well for me.

– I like that “Hungry Ass” on this one doesn’t even get his own name. He’s just “Hungry Ass.”

– I like, trust, and believe Underwear Expert. All they do is underpants. Plus also they agreed with all the things I already said.

– I see you, Bel Ami. I see what you’re doing.

– This guy thinks he’s gonna be the “president” but keeps getting caught doing “gay stuff” on “hidden cameras.”

– But he’s got some pretty savvy campaigners working (literally, workin) to get out the vote.

– I think Casey Tanner is pretty. That’s all.

– Like how would a “guys only retreat” where a coach takes a bunch of boys into the woods NOT end up with him jamming his big cock up inside them? Isn’t that just like the laws of nature or something?

– “Muscle jock cum slut.”  Sketchy Sex is just titling with magnetic poetry now.

– Marcus Randall has a better butt than you. Literally. No matter who you are. It doesn’t matter. He wins.

– Just watch the titles for this UK Hot Jocks scene. It’s totally precious and you’ll love it.

– There’s still time to vote for #AssWednesday. This week: a video, a painting, a gif + more! PS – the painting is not doing well in the polls.

– I only made it :19 seconds into this Raw Nasty Fuckers clip before exclaiming “That is UPSETTING!” Your turn.

– Give your friends handjobs in the bath!

– I’m gonna keep writing about Big Joey D until you give him all your money.

– It’s a Valentine’s bouquet of all the biggest, juiciest, drippiest cocks you can find anywhere. Sensory overLOAD, as far as I’m concerned.

 

 

Thats what we did last week. And there’s way more to come this week. Including a new weekly feature, a story time, another episode of #AssWednesday, and a lot of porn that I’ll probably drone on and on about. It’s gonna be good!

And like all the very best DJs, I’m taking requests. If there’s something you’re not seeing enough of, you gotta lemme know and I’ll figure out a way to bring it in. I just can’t show you Ryan Reynolds naked in Deadpool. But I did find this pic of him jacking off with a fleshlight. So. Your move, internet!

 

– tyler