Because here, they seem to mean nothing.

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Let’s start this one by asking the obvious question: why is Adam Russo (ultra hot, super sexy, big huge dick, omg-look-at-all-the-things-he’s-done, Adam Russo) doing Baitbuddies?

Let’s follow that up by saying the next obvious thing:

 

 

REALLY.

I really like to give everyone the benefit of the doubt, and allow everyone whatever labels they feel are appropriate for themselves. After all, who would know better than you what labels apply to YOU. I get it. But c’mon dude. What world is this? Do you not have any mirrors at home or anyone who loves you to tell you what’s up?

 

If you remember, Lance wasn’t getting much pussy at the time and he thought that doing porn would provide him with an endless supply of girls.

 

I don’t have the strength to type out a million words about everything that’s wrong with that sentence, so please enjoy this set of progressively more over the top eyeroll gifs that express my thoughts on this matter:

 

 

Listen. I’m not here to tell you how to live your life Lance, but dude. It doesn’t have to be like this. You can just be whoever you want to be. It’s 2016. But do it honestly. It’s so hard to pretend something all the time. Fantasy is one thing, but when you’re walking around lamenting how you’re not “getting any pussy” and this is the package those words are coming out of

 

 

nobody knows what to say to you.  It’s like dealing with Maurine Ponderosa transitioning to a Cat. It’s hard not to imagine Russo is doing the Lord’s work here, explaining to this boy how things actually work:

 

 

If this is your thing, you can watch the full scene here. I’m gonna spend another ten minutes being bummed out about Lance’s life and then not think about it anymore.

Hey look! Here’s some pics:

 

 

Idk man.

 

– tyler