Because they mostly only use first names over there, and I guess there’s been a lotta “Trey”s.

This guy is ADORABLE. Active Duty is consistently killing it and I’m a little in love with Trey. The enthusiasm he has when he says what his hobby is (“Work out! In the gym!) is heart-melting and his smile makes me want to buy him stuff. His ass, though.

You guys.

His ass so muscled and fucking delicious looking that I had to make you TWO gifs about it because the preview didn’t include this part and the promo photos make it look like he doesn’t even have an ass.

GET OUTTA HERE WITH THAT. Straight guys NEVER have butts that look like that or that make me wanna jam my face in there so much. Well I guess almost never. Woof. Here, watch for yourself:

There’s something I find so appealing about that squishy lube sound when I’m watching jack off scenes. It’s almost unsettling (like nails on a chalkboard kind of unsettling) but I know how good a big hand full of grease feels on a dick so I get over that pretty quick.

I hope Trey comes back for more.