That’s the actual title of this episode.

So obviously it gets posted:

I found a fun treat lying on Anthony’s bed, a handful of penis shaped lollipop. I couldn’t resist the temptation of jumping into bed and unwrapping one of those bad boys. I got a little too excited and Anthony caught me sucking hard on a penis pop. I bet he started to imagine my lips wrapped around his own cock because he immediately dropped his pants.

Now… I’m not 100% sure why that’s all in first person, but I’m imagining it’s Texas Holcum saying all that stuff while remembering his Peter Fever penis candy adventures. They’re a sweet pair: