Good morning, beardy musclefucker. I don’t know your actual name, although I suspect that this is your London escort ad, so I’m gonna call you Samuel for lack of a better option.
But damn, daddy. With shoulders and arms like that, I’ll be glad to call you whatever you want:
This man is beautiful and I just drooled on my shirt. And also in my underwear.
If you got stats/facts about this bro, tell us all what you know. Woof.
Good morning.
– tyler
UPDATE: It’s pornstar Marco Rubi. Who I just discovered was a person, despite actually including him in an #AssWednesday a while back. Dur hur. That’s on me.
Daddy got back, WOOF!