This… does not go where I expected it to go. 

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We haven’t checked in with UK Hot Jocks since that Anthony Naylor kid did that Selena Gomez solo, so I figured it was time to dip back over there and see what was up. I love Sam Barclay already – his nips are fuckin’ epic and he’s got a big, uncut, British dick, and it’s all gold, really. But this Locker Jock solo did not go where I thought it was gonna go, starting with just an obscenely large butt plug, and ending with what was so large, I assumed was a masturbator, but turned out to be a massive dildo instead, ramming in and out of Sam’s poor, poor jock ass:

 

 

 

That music is still bad, but after I closed my mouth and stopped going “Oh no! Oh No. OH NO!” over and over, I kinda got into this. I couldn’t believe how little screaming there was outta him, and I’m in total awe of Mr. Barclay’s ability to handle unnecessarily large toys without his butt just falling right off/out (like I assume any normal person’s would).

 

 

 

You should go see the entire thing, because he does some shit in here that is really hot, but also just… like Cirque Du Soleil-level ass trickery.

 

 

– tyler