Wait, so am I supposed to let sexy strangers into my house or not?

Knock, Knock starring Keanu Reeves was in the theaters for about 3 seconds. I’m sure you’ll see it floating around the Netflix netherverse at some point. Keanu plays a married guy whose wife is away so he gets after it with two sexy female strangers. Everything’s cool until the femmes fatale turn evil and torture him or something. It looked awful. Here’s Hardkinks’ take on it. I can already say I prefer this version because there’s buttfucking and I’d much rather see Dani Robles shirtless and tied to a chair than Sad Keanu buried up to his neck in the backyard where dogs could pee on his head.

Wow, he’s really mad. Anyway, Dani invites the seemingly stranded (and very moist) Josh Milk and Ruben B. into his home to dry off and fuck on the couch. Things take a turn, and all of a sudden Robles is tied to a chair and…menaced with a confetti gun? In their defense, nipple clamps get boring.

Check out the teaser and pics from Knock Knock (A Gay Porn Parody) below.

(Note: The teaser’s in Spanish but you get the gist, right?)

– Michael Xavier