Taken From Tumblr: Dick Slips

Dick slips are like netting a blue lobster! They’re so rare but so exquisite. A fisherman in Cape Cod has caught two in his 35-year career! So keep hope alive for multiple dick slip sightings in your lifetime.

Have you ever been out and about and realized you just got a peek at a guy’s dick and you WEREN’T in a men’s room acting shady at the urinals? (Uh, huh, we saw you. You thought you were slick.)

Once in awhile, there’s a workout mishap, freeballing incident, or a “wardrobe malfunction” (where were you during Super Bowl XXXVIII?), and you get to see cock. It’s glorious, like finding a $5 bill on the ground on your way to work. To remind you that life is sometimes full of little pleasures, here’s a bunch of dick slips off of Tumblr.

p.s. Balls count, too!

What would you like to see on the next “Taken from Tumblr” post?

– Michael Xavier

http://cutdudes.tumblr.com/post/133326248343/httpspycocktumblrcom

http://yoloswag4jesus.tumblr.com/post/53455532277/what-are-you-looking-at

http://freeballplayla.tumblr.com/post/94681827675/follow

http://cutdudes.tumblr.com/post/134642314044

http://crotchology.tumblr.com/post/51213906273

http://steamynwet.tumblr.com/post/25425163884

http://machosemcueca.tumblr.com/post/135313554356/httpmachosemcuecatumblrcom

http://freeballinglbc.tumblr.com/post/89880906361/follow-me-for-more-pics

http://mendoitbetter.tumblr.com/post/100613393802/free-balling

http://yourhornynextdoorneighbor.tumblr.com/post/36029953081/dick-slips-are-hot-to-catch-i-love-when-the

http://freeballplayla.tumblr.com/post/102843469686/dick-slip-sunday-follow

http://freeballplayla.tumblr.com/post/93978988341/follow

http://freeballplayla.tumblr.com/post/99162632897/follow

http://extrememalebonding.tumblr.com/post/143772513094/whats-a-little-dick-slip-between-friends-extreme

http://guyfan.tumblr.com/post/50296086162

http://freeballplayla.tumblr.com/post/97166372900

http://freeballplayla.tumblr.com/post/98590500644/follow

http://masculineform.tumblr.com/post/31879492411/dickslip

http://showmethepissingdicks.tumblr.com/post/46670881092

http://freeballplayla.tumblr.com/post/97899571739/follow

http://manmeatlover.tumblr.com/post/76104729203/ripped-in-the-right-place

http://freeballinglbc.tumblr.com/post/91057037271/follow-me-for-more-pics

http://freeballplayla.tumblr.com/post/94010119422/follow

http://freeballplayla.tumblr.com/post/103012746731/follow

http://machosemcueca.tumblr.com/post/144801436702/httpmachosemcuecatumblrcom

http://machosemcueca.tumblr.com/post/130741934303/httpmachosemcuecatumblrcom

http://producamignem.tumblr.com/post/139868075998/wardrobe-malfunction

http://freeballinglbc.tumblr.com/post/92743171436/hot-follower-submission-follow-me-for-more

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