And now for the most important news item of the day. Former pop-singer, reality television star and "person who we're not really sure why we still care about" Jessica Simpson recently posted a tweet announcing that her dog loves eating cooch. It read, "Daisy and her best friend Bella back together again. Lesbian lovas forever!"
We're glad that somebody's getting action in the Simpson household, because you know Jessica misses Tony Romo chowing down on her Chicken of the Sea. In other news, my puppy is a dominant lipstick lesbo. Excuse me while I go post on Twitter about this exciting development in animal sexuality.
– Dewitt
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